There was a Marine deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he
received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that
she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to
break up...AND she wants pictures of herself back.
So the Marine does what any squared-away Marine would do.
He went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of
women he could find.
He then mailed about 25 pictures of naked women to his girlfriend with
the following note:
"I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your picture
and send the rest back."
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Brings to memory an experience from my Vietnam days in 1970, (which my wife is fully aware of by the way).
Three of us GI's had all purchased new 35 mm Canon cameras. While landscapes and warscapes and pictures of guys in olive drab uniforms were plentiful, we conjured up the idea to go down to "the gate" (where Vietnamese women were plentiful and nightly dates could be purchased for a fee) so we could find a lone nice young lady willing to pose tastefully for us in ways that would show her female form. A change of scenery for our new Canon lenses (and ours too).
Lo and behold, the going price for "other available services" was quite reasonable as always, so we encountered two challenges. First, as soon as we mentioned the word "camera" the price went way up. I mean a month's salary up. Second, those same ladies of the night who so willingly reached for our wallet when we arrived were seen running for cover and not wanting to participate in our "art session."
We did, through pooling of resources and by giving up beer and cigarettes for the month, find a delightful young lady with a beautiful smile (and more) to join us back in our room.
Those black and white glossy prints, although dusty and yellowed by now, are safely kept in dark storage at the home of one of the photographers involved. He lives in beautiful St. Charles, Missouri.
My camera still works but has not forgotten.
And she, well, she would be 52 right now. Not quite the same, I'm sure.
But in my mind's eye.......
Three of us GI's had all purchased new 35 mm Canon cameras. While landscapes and warscapes and pictures of guys in olive drab uniforms were plentiful, we conjured up the idea to go down to "the gate" (where Vietnamese women were plentiful and nightly dates could be purchased for a fee) so we could find a lone nice young lady willing to pose tastefully for us in ways that would show her female form. A change of scenery for our new Canon lenses (and ours too).
Lo and behold, the going price for "other available services" was quite reasonable as always, so we encountered two challenges. First, as soon as we mentioned the word "camera" the price went way up. I mean a month's salary up. Second, those same ladies of the night who so willingly reached for our wallet when we arrived were seen running for cover and not wanting to participate in our "art session."
We did, through pooling of resources and by giving up beer and cigarettes for the month, find a delightful young lady with a beautiful smile (and more) to join us back in our room.
Those black and white glossy prints, although dusty and yellowed by now, are safely kept in dark storage at the home of one of the photographers involved. He lives in beautiful St. Charles, Missouri.
My camera still works but has not forgotten.
And she, well, she would be 52 right now. Not quite the same, I'm sure.
But in my mind's eye.......
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