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#1 Postby bfez1 » Wed Jul 23, 2003 1:15 pm

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 YEARS OLD. HATEFUL LITTLE DOG. BITES.
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FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 COCKER SPANIEL 1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG.
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FREE PUPPIES... PART GERMAN SHEPHERD, PART STUPID DOG.
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GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE.
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FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. LOOKS LIKE A RAT... BEEN OUT AWHILE... BETTER BE A REWARD.
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SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE... ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.
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COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED... ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.
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NORDIC TRACK $300 HARDLY USED, CALL CHUBBY.
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HUMMERS - LARGEST SELECTION EVER - "IF IT'S IN STOCK, WE HAVE IT!"
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GEORGIA PEACHES, CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 cents lb.
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NICE PARACHUTE: NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE.
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JOINING NUDIST COLONY! MUST SELL WASHER &DRYER $300.
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ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER.
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OPEN HOUSE: BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON. FREE COFFEE &DONUTS.

(AND THE BEST ONE)
FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica -- no longer needed. Got married last month. Wife knows everything. LOL
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#2 Postby mf_dolphin » Wed Jul 23, 2003 1:31 pm

ROFL Several of those sound like dogs I've owned :-)
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#3 Postby bfez1 » Wed Jul 23, 2003 1:46 pm

This is my favorite:

NORDIC TRACK $300 HARDLY USED, CALL CHUBBY.

LOL
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#4 Postby JetMaxx » Wed Jul 23, 2003 2:23 pm

GEORGIA PEACHES, CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 cents lb.


ROFL...nothing like "home grown" fruit that was grown 3000 miles away :lol: :lol: :lol:
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#5 Postby Pro-Storm » Wed Jul 23, 2003 3:40 pm

Absolutly love it!!
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#6 Postby weatherwunder » Wed Jul 23, 2003 9:08 pm

The last one is my favorite by far!!!!!!!!
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