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Which movie to buy????

#1 Postby mf_dolphin » Wed Jul 23, 2003 1:29 pm

Subject: 2 Videos - which to buy?

PROBLEM: Two Videos are for sale - Which to Buy?
The Titanic or the Clinton Video?

TITANIC VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet
CLINTON VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet

TITANIC VIDEO: Over 3 hours long
CLINTON VIDEO: Over 3 hours long

TITANIC VIDEO: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
CLINTON VIDEO: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

TITANIC VIDEO: Jack is a starving artist.
CLINTON VIDEO: Bill is a bullXXXX artist.

TITANIC VIDEO: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Bill.

TITANIC VIDEO: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Monica.

TITANIC VIDEO: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
CLINTON VIDEO: Let's not go there.

TITANIC VIDEO: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
CLINTON VIDEO: Monica's forced to return her gifts.

TITANIC VIDEO: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
CLINTON VIDEO: Clinton doesn't remember Jack.

TITANIC VIDEO: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
CLINTON VIDEO: Monica...ooh, never mind.

TITANIC VIDEO: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
CLINTON VIDEO: Bill goes home to Hillary .... basically the same thing.
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#2 Postby Colin » Wed Jul 23, 2003 1:34 pm

LOL! :lol: ROTFLMAO! :D
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#3 Postby southerngale » Wed Jul 23, 2003 1:37 pm

ROFLOL!!! :lol:
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#4 Postby Johnny » Wed Jul 23, 2003 1:40 pm

LMAO!!!! That's a goodin'.
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#5 Postby bfez1 » Wed Jul 23, 2003 1:42 pm

ROFL--that was a good one, MF!!!
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#6 Postby Guest » Wed Jul 23, 2003 1:54 pm

LOL! That's one of best one's I've heard in a long time.
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#7 Postby JetMaxx » Wed Jul 23, 2003 2:11 pm

ROFL....I didn't buy either. I opted instead for "Red Dawn"....on sale last week for $3.99 at Family Dollar :D
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#8 Postby azskyman » Wed Jul 23, 2003 2:30 pm

Still like Red Dawn after all these years! Launched a career for a few actors and actresses.

Monica was launched.

Clinton was benched.

Their movie should be called Red Dusk.
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#9 Postby JetMaxx » Wed Jul 23, 2003 2:41 pm

Yeah...all these leftists that whine and protest about the U.S. fighting a war in Iraq (or elsewhere) should sit down and watch Red Dawn....over and over again..

As horrible as war overseas is....war on our own soil would be 10,000 times worse :(
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#10 Postby Pburgh » Wed Jul 23, 2003 5:58 pm

ROTFLMAO One of the best
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#11 Postby breeze » Wed Jul 23, 2003 6:21 pm

ROTFLMAO! Willy ends up taking a back seat
to Monica AND Hilary!
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#12 Postby coriolis » Wed Jul 23, 2003 8:59 pm

That was a good one Mr. Dolphin! Did you make that up?
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#13 Postby weatherwunder » Wed Jul 23, 2003 9:26 pm

That is awesome!
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#14 Postby mf_dolphin » Wed Jul 23, 2003 10:04 pm

I can't take credit for making that one up. Someone at work sent it too me and I laughed for 10 minutes. Just had to share it here :-)
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#15 Postby wx247 » Thu Jul 24, 2003 7:12 am

That is funny! :lol: Thanks for sharing.
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#16 Postby JCT777 » Thu Jul 24, 2003 12:26 pm

ROFLMAO!! :lol: That was great stuff! 8-)
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#17 Postby Amanzi » Thu Jul 24, 2003 12:31 pm

ROFLMBO!!!!!!!!! Good one MF :lol:
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#18 Postby hunter84 » Thu Jul 24, 2003 1:12 pm

That was good, thanks for posting it
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