State Mottos

[bfez1]

Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity
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>Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
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>Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat
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>Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything
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>California: By Age 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
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>Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
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>Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The
>Kennedys Don't Own It Yet
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>Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals
>In Our Water
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>Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
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>Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In
>Fundamentalist Extremism
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>Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
>(Death To Mainland Scum, Just Leave
>Your Money)
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>Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well
>Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes
>Sure Are Real Good
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>Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
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>Indiana: Two Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
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>Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
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>Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
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>Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen
>Last Names
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>Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunken Cajun
>Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign
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>Maine: We're Really Cold, But We
>Have Cheap Lobster
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>Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
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>Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than
>Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
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>Michigan: First Line Of Defense From
>The Canadians
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>Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... And
>10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
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>Mississippi: Come Visit And Feel Better
>About Your Own State
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>Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief
>Tax Dollars At Work
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>Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The
>Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and
>Very Little Else
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>Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
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>Nevada: Hookers and Poker!
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>New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
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>New Jersey: You Wanna ##$%##! Motto?
>I Got Yer ##$%## Motto Right Here
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>New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent pets
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>New York: You Have The Right To Remain
>Silent, You Have The Right To an Attorney
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>North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable
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>North Dakota: We Really Are One Of
>The Fifty States!
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>Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan
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>Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing
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>Oregon: Spotted Owl& It's What's For Dinner
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>Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
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>Rhode Island: We're Not really An Island
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>South Carolina: Remember The Civil War?
>We Didn't Actually Surrender
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>South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
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>Tennessee: The Educashun State
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>Texas: Si' Hablo Ingles
>(Yes, I Speak English)
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>Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
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>Vermont: Yep
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>Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs
>And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
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>Washington: Help! We're Overrun
>By Nerds And Slackers!
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>Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
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>West Virginia: One Big Happy Family
>... Really!
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>Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese
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>Wyoming: Where Men Are Men
>... and the sheep are scared!

[JetMaxx]

Those are so cruel....LOL!

[David]

Ah, yes, the rectangle state, except for the NorthEast corner, which is split by the Missouri river.. you think they're up to something? :o Garrett!!!!

[Lindaloo]

Not true about MS.... we love everybody!!

[JCT777]

I have seen this a few times, but it's always funny!!