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#1 Postby x-y-no » Fri Aug 31, 2007 1:56 pm

Sometimes..

When you cry...

No one sees your tears.



Sometimes...

When you are in pain...

No one sees your hurt.



Sometimes...

When you are worried..

No one sees your stress.



Sometimes...

When you are happy..

No one sees your smile .

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But **FART!!** Just ONE time... *

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Gotcha!! **You thought it was going to be one of those heart-touching stories! *
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#2 Postby JonathanBelles » Fri Aug 31, 2007 2:42 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
You got me!
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#3 Postby pojo » Fri Aug 31, 2007 3:03 pm

LOL :D :D
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#4 Postby chadtm80 » Fri Aug 31, 2007 5:12 pm

I have never farted a day in my life :-)
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#5 Postby angelwing » Fri Aug 31, 2007 5:25 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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#6 Postby O Town » Fri Aug 31, 2007 6:41 pm

chadtm80 wrote:I have never farted a day in my life :-)

LOL, me either. You know, women don't fart we fluff... 8-)
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#7 Postby Janie2006 » Fri Aug 31, 2007 9:09 pm

O Town wrote:
chadtm80 wrote:I have never farted a day in my life :-)

LOL, me either. You know, women don't fart we fluff... 8-)


:eek:
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#8 Postby brunota2003 » Fri Aug 31, 2007 10:20 pm

Janie2006 wrote:
O Town wrote:
chadtm80 wrote:I have never farted a day in my life :-)

LOL, me either. You know, women don't fart we fluff... 8-)


:eek:

O Town said it, not us guys :ggreen:
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#9 Postby Regit » Fri Aug 31, 2007 10:33 pm

chadtm80 wrote:I have never farted a day in my life :-)



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#10 Postby AnnularCane » Fri Aug 31, 2007 11:06 pm

Personal experience? :lol:
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#11 Postby AJC3 » Fri Aug 31, 2007 11:19 pm

chadtm80 wrote:I have never farted a day in my life :-)


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#12 Postby JonathanBelles » Sat Sep 01, 2007 12:03 am

AJC3 wrote:
chadtm80 wrote:I have never farted a day in my life :-)


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:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :cheese: :jump:
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#13 Postby southerngale » Sat Sep 01, 2007 1:27 am

chadtm80 wrote:I have never farted a day in my life :-)


Oh, come on! I can smell your power-poots through AIM!
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#14 Postby HurricaneBill » Sat Sep 01, 2007 4:12 am

Laugh and the whole world laughs with you.
Fart and you're on your own.
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#15 Postby coriolis » Mon Sep 03, 2007 12:16 pm

In the town where I grew up, there was a company that supplied propane for peoples homes and businesses. The name of the company was "People's Natural Gas." Whenever someone would fart we would say "People's Natural Gas."
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#16 Postby Stephanie » Mon Sep 03, 2007 6:39 pm

AJC3 wrote:
chadtm80 wrote:I have never farted a day in my life :-)


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:lol: :lol:

I hope the breeze was out to sea!
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#17 Postby chadtm80 » Mon Sep 03, 2007 6:43 pm

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#18 Postby O Town » Mon Sep 03, 2007 6:55 pm

:uarrow: :roflmao:


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#19 Postby MSRobi911 » Wed Sep 05, 2007 2:21 am

Ok, had my belly laugh for the night...well morning actually....... ya'll are too much!

and CHAD.... you telling stories!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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