To be politically correct

[MomH]

You need to know this...after all it IS getting close to election time and you do want to be correct when you argue this stuff....!!!!!


HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1 She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."
2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."
3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE
INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."
4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."
5 . She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."
6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."

And, not to discriminate....
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID STORAGE FACILITY."
2. He is not a " BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."
3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE
DESTINATIONS."
4. He is not "BALDING" - He has "FOLLICLE IMPAIRMENT."
5. He does not act like a "TOTAL A$$" - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."
6. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "REAR CLEAVAGE "

[Dionne]

I wonder if the ACLU would consider the term "overly caucasion" a racist remark?

[dizzyfish]

1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID STORAGE FACILITY."

I'm gonna have to use that one!

[Pburgh]

Those are terrific. I'll use a few of them on the guys here at work especially ..........

He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE
DESTINATIONS."

He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID STORAGE FACILITY."

He does not act like a "TOTAL A$$" - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."

[TexasStooge]