Lady or a Real Woman?

[GulfBreezer]

Ladies - If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking,
drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant
"fix-me-up."
Real Women - If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too
damn bad. Please recite with me, The Real Women's motto: "I made it and you
will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes."

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Ladies - Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on
your forehead. The throbbing will go away.
Real Women - Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink. You might
still have the headache, but who cares?

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Ladies - Stuff a miniature marshmallow In the bottom of a sugar cone to
prevent ice cream drips.

Real Women - Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone,for
Pete's sake. You are probably lying your butt on the couch, with your feet up
anyway.

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Ladies - To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the
potatoes.

Real Women - Buy boxed mashed potato mix and you don't have to worry about
the potatoes growing arms and legs.

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Ladies - When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit
of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the inside
of the cake.

Real Women - Go to the bakery - they'll even decorate the s.o.b. for you.

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Ladies - Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield
a beautiful glossy finish.

Real Women - Sara Lee frozen freakin pie directions do not include
brushing egg whites over sh*t, so I don't do it.

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Ladies - If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing
gloves. They give a non slip grip that makes opening jars easy.

Real Women - Go ask the very HOT neighbor guy to do it.

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And finally the most important tip....

Ladies - Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for
future use in casseroles and sauces.

Real Women - Leftover wine??

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A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will
be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"

[Guest]

I love it Gulfbreezer. I wish my life was like the lady - but is more like the real woman.

too funny!

[Colin]

LOL! That is true...especially for some people...

[breeze]

Good Lord - I must be a REAL Woman! :o

[David]

Good Lord - I must be a REAL Woman! :o

That's a good thing! Lol.

I love your signature too!

[mf_dolphin]

Give me a real woman any time! It's more fun that way

[JCT777]

Glad to see I married a real woman, hehe.