Chinese campus joke: A teacher checks if his pupils smoke

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EPISODE 1
Teacher: Tell me if you smoke.
Student A: No, I don't smoke.
Teacher: Ok, then take a stick of potato chip.
(The student streches out his index and middle fingers naturally to reach the chip)
Teacher: So you do smoke, I'll report you to your parents!

EPISODE 2
Teacher: Do you smoke?
Student B: No, I don't.
Teacher: Well, take a stick of potato chip.
Student B, having heard of what had happened to student A, holds the chip with his palm.
Teacher: Would you like some tomato ketchup?
Student B puts too much ketchup on the chip, so he keeps flicking the ketchup off the chip.
Teacher: Well, so you do smoke. I'll report you to your parents.

EPISODE 3
Teacher: Do you smoke?
Student C: No, I don't
Teacher: Well, take a stick of potato chip
Having heard of the two examples mentioned above, student C ate up the chip very carefully.
Teacher: Why not bring a stick to your classmates?
Student C naturally put the stick above his ear. (Many Chinese smokers used to do this in order to smoke later when smoking is currently not allowed)
Teacher: Well, you do smoke, I'll report it to your parents.

EPISODE 4
Teacher: Do you smoke?
Student D: No, I don't
Teacher: Well, take a stick of potato chip
Student D ate up the chip with fear.
Teacher: Why not bring a stick to your classmates?
Student D, very carefully, puts it in his pocket
Teacher(shouting loudly): Here comes the headmaster!
Student D threw it on the ground and steps it heavily.
Teacher: Well, you do smoke, I'll report it to your parents.

EPISODE 5
Teacher: Do you smoke?
Student E: No, I don't
Teacher: Well, take a stick of potato chip
While Student E taking the chip, teacher says: Why not invite me to have one?
Student E gives the chip back to the teacher and takes out from his pocket a lighter.
Teacher: Well, you do smoke, I'll report it to your parents.

EPISODE 6
Teacher: Do you smoke?
Student F: No, I don't
Teacher: Well, take a stick of potato chip
Student F ate up the chip with fear.
Teacher(shouting loudly): Here comes the headmaster!
Despite that his hands are full of sweat with fear, Student F, calmly, greets the headmaster: "Hello, headmaster."
Teacher: Headmaster may smell your smack.
Student F, taking out the chip from his pocket, says: No, you see, it's here, it isn't even lighted...

EPISODE 7
Teacher: Smoke or not?
Student G: To God I swear, absolutely not!
Teacher: Really? Ok, take a stick of potato chip.
Student G naturally takes all the chips and eats them up.
Teacher: What a good boy. Well, what brand of chips do you like most?
Student G: GRAND CHINA (a famous Chinese cigarette brand)