1. I agree to make a reasonable effort to look for the answer to my question (or at least for a thread about my topic), before creating a new thread. I promise to start by at least looking farther down the page than the first 4 lines, maybe even using 'search', and by reading the posts already in the thread, which might contain an answer to my question.
2. I agree that even if a topic has reached 20 pages, I will not repost my comments on each page (or something similar) in fear that not everyone will get a chance to read my "pearls of wisdom" and discover just how entertaining and clever I truly am!
3. I understand that accumulating more than 100 posts/day in any 3 consecutive days of my first week as a member is considered egomaniacal, ADD, and just plain bad form. I agree to try and learn something before spewing, by perhaps reading a disproportionate amount compared to writing, at least 2/1.
4. I further understand that violating any of the above 3 promises, may result in me being the butt of jokes, the secret subject of "let's get an ignore button" postings, and causing downright testiness in some of the old farts around here!!!
Sincerely submitted,
Old Fart
