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10 rules for surviving Hurricane season
1. absolutely NO Hurricane Partys, no acceptions.
2. Give us a favor, dont show off by riding out a major Hurricane in your beachfront home.
3. Leave it to the pros
4. For the love of god dont do anything cute in 130mph wind gusts.
5. If a Hurricane is poised to hit your area, you shouldn't be watching the Weather Channel, you should be hitting the road.
6. Dont be like Diana Ross, just bring stardard supplies please.
7. if a category 5 is coming, dont waste your time boarding up, your house is doomed.
8. Note to self: Get a dome home
9. Dont invest your money in cloud seeding
10. For your sake, dont listen to the LBAR.
the following phrases mean leave immediately
Hurricane warning
Category 5
200mph
25 foot surge
contraflow
FEMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
40 inches of rain
Compareable to Katrina
Mandatory evacuation
The following means you are dead
the only road out is washed away
Whats that noise?
theres saltwater in the toliet
watch out for that volvo sailing through the air right at you
Hurricane safety for dummies
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Jim Cantore
Re: Hurricane safety for dummies
Most Hurricane deaths could have been prevented with the use of common sense.
Simple
get out of the way
Simple
get out of the way
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