A Woman's Housekeeping Philosophy!!!

[bfez1]

A WOMAN'S HOUSEKEEPING PHILOSOPHY


1. I don't do windows because...
I love birds and don't want one to
run into them and hurt themselves.

2. I don't wax floors because...
I am terrified a guest will slip, hurt
themselves, I'll feel terrible and....
they may sue me.

3. I don't mind the dust bunnies because...
they are very good company and I have
named most of them, they agree with
everything I say.

4. I don't disturb cobwebs because...
I want every creature to have a home
of their own and hubby loves spiders.

5. I don't Spring Clean because...
I love all the seasons and don't want
them to get jealous.

6. I don't plant a garden because...
I don't want to get in God's way,
he is an excellent designer.

7. I don't put things away because...
my husband will never be able to find
them again.

8. I don't do gourmet meals when
I entertain because... I don't want my
guests to stress out over what to make
when they invite me over for dinner.

9. I don't iron because... I believe
them when they say "Permanent Press".

10. I don't stress much on anything
because... "A" Type Personalities die
young and I want to stick around and
become a wrinkled up crusty ol lady!
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[Guest]

lol, those are funny! I'll have to try one of those lines sometime if someone makes a comment on the state of my house.
...Jennifer...

[Stephanie]

Mine is "it's not going anywhere..."

[Lindaloo]

I will have to remember these too. lol.