A WOMAN'S HOUSEKEEPING PHILOSOPHY
1. I don't do windows because...
I love birds and don't want one to
run into them and hurt themselves.
2. I don't wax floors because...
I am terrified a guest will slip, hurt
themselves, I'll feel terrible and....
they may sue me.
3. I don't mind the dust bunnies because...
they are very good company and I have
named most of them, they agree with
everything I say.
4. I don't disturb cobwebs because...
I want every creature to have a home
of their own and hubby loves spiders.
5. I don't Spring Clean because...
I love all the seasons and don't want
them to get jealous.
6. I don't plant a garden because...
I don't want to get in God's way,
he is an excellent designer.
7. I don't put things away because...
my husband will never be able to find
them again.
8. I don't do gourmet meals when
I entertain because... I don't want my
guests to stress out over what to make
when they invite me over for dinner.
9. I don't iron because... I believe
them when they say "Permanent Press".
10. I don't stress much on anything
because... "A" Type Personalities die
young and I want to stick around and
become a wrinkled up crusty ol lady!
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