Engineer's Humor

[coriolis]

Taken from the website of an engineering organization:

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

[breeze]

Ed, I looked at these "ponderings" and decided that they would
have been REAL FUN questions to ask to a group of people who
were smoking....er....menthol...yeah....

And, to think, the "does the refrigerator light REALLY go off when
you close the door?" question used to really hang them up...