We need humor around here.....

[dhweather]

So I'll gladly provide some:

Jackson, MS (AP) - A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a Jackson
courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who
should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by
his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in
keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family
unity be maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him
more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When
the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy
cried out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning
that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the
judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who
should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal
references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted
temporary custody to the Ole Miss Rebels, whom the boy firmly believes
are not capable of beating anyone.

[artist]

ok - who are the Ole Miss Rebels?? (forgive my ignorance here)


sad for the boy though if that is a true story.

[The Big Dog]

Don't worry, it's a joke. Ole Miss = The University of Mississippi's often bad football team.

Just a couple changes:
- Jackson, MS should be Boca Raton, FL
- Ole Miss Rebels should be FAU Owls

We're 0-4, gonna get pasted by Louisville this Saturday, and have a legitimate shot at running the table.

(But... uh... shouldn't this be in the sports forum?)

<~~~ FAU grad

[vbhoutex]

http://www.storm2k.org/phpbb2/viewtopic.php?t=75839

[WeatherEmperor]

You want some humor? Alright. Turn on your PC speakers and listen to what retarded Batman has to say....

<RICKY>

http://ualuealuealeuale.ytmnd.com/

[LAStorm01]

Not cool...where did you go? Ole Mis reb here!

So I'll gladly provide some:

Jackson, MS (AP) - A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a Jackson
courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who
should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by
his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in
keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family
unity be maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him
more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When
the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy
cried out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning
that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the
judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who
should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal
references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted
temporary custody to the Ole Miss Rebels, whom the boy firmly believes
are not capable of beating anyone.

[beachbum_al]

MSU in 1990 to 1991
Auburn 1992 to 1996.

[NCHurricane]

20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars to see if they Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with That.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"
7. Finish All Your sentences w ith "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. Join a Storm2K Wobble Thread.

Chuck
http://www.nchurricane.com

[tnauhater]

From Miss St to Auburn? You started at the bottom of the hill and found a ditch didn't you. Just kidding! See my screen name. Roll Tide from Mobile!

[WindRunner]

20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

Oh yeah . . . all the time!

[Weather Watcher]

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground Beef

What kind of store do you take a dog that lost it's tail to?

A retail store

Why did the man at the M&M's factory get fired?

He threw away all the w's

LOL

Smilin Steve

[Downdraft]

My favorite is to go into K-mart. When they announce a blue light special curl up in a fetal position holding your head screaming, " the voices the voices they are back in my head."