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15 Laws For Women To Live By

#1 Postby sunny » Thu Nov 17, 2005 1:45 pm

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.

4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.

5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.

6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

9. Best way to get a man to do something - suggest they are too old for it.

10. Love is blind - but marriage is a real eye-opener.

11. If you want a committed man - look in a mental hospital.

12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.

14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

15. Sadly, all men are created equal.
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#2 Postby Miss Mary » Thu Nov 17, 2005 1:52 pm

LOL

Each one, so true!!!

My personal fave? #5, cause I robbed the cradle (so to speak, my hubby is 3 years younger). Not a Demi-rob-the-cradle, ya know....

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#3 Postby O Town » Thu Nov 17, 2005 2:12 pm

:roflmao: Those are all great. I was gonna write my fav. but they are all equally funny and true!! :lol:
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#4 Postby Pburgh » Thu Nov 17, 2005 2:47 pm

ROTFLMAO Oh Sunny, number 1 is soooo terrific!!! (kinky too!)lol
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#5 Postby sunny » Thu Nov 17, 2005 2:49 pm

Pburgh wrote:ROTFLMAO Oh Sunny, number 1 is soooo terrific!!! (kinky too!)lol


:A: leave is to you, Karan!!!
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#6 Postby Stephanie » Thu Nov 17, 2005 4:07 pm

Pburgh wrote:ROTFLMAO Oh Sunny, number 1 is soooo terrific!!! (kinky too!)lol


KARAN!!! :lol:

I like #5! :wink:

#9 is so true! I have to use that more often! :lol:
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#7 Postby arkess7 » Thu Nov 17, 2005 4:36 pm

:lol: :lol: true true and true!!! :lol:

#10......man have i learned that in the past few years......will be 6 years in Dec..... :roll:
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#8 Postby mf_dolphin » Thu Nov 17, 2005 5:10 pm

I see a group SMACK is in order here ;-)
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#9 Postby sunny » Thu Nov 17, 2005 5:11 pm

Hey Marshall :D
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#10 Postby beachbum_al » Sat Nov 19, 2005 4:09 pm

:roflmao:
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#11 Postby vbhoutex » Sat Nov 19, 2005 5:14 pm

mf_dolphin wrote:I see a group SMACK is in order here ;-)


I second that SMACK!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

I must say it sounds like an "interesting" group of ladies though!!! :?: :?: :?: Karan, you promised you wouldn't say a thing!!!! :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :wink: :wink:
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#12 Postby Terrell » Sun Nov 20, 2005 11:35 pm

I think it's pretty good, I got a laugh out of it.
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#13 Postby Brent » Sun Nov 20, 2005 11:41 pm

mf_dolphin wrote:I see a group SMACK is in order here ;-)


I do too. :P
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