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#1 Postby sunny » Fri Nov 18, 2005 11:58 am

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Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

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Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
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#2 Postby arkess7 » Fri Nov 18, 2005 1:15 pm

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#3 Postby O Town » Fri Nov 18, 2005 1:26 pm

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:lol: Alot of woman power threads latley. :wink:
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#4 Postby TexasStooge » Fri Nov 18, 2005 1:46 pm

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#5 Postby vbhoutex » Fri Nov 18, 2005 6:19 pm

:beam: SUNNY'S BACK!!!!:blowup:
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#6 Postby sunny » Fri Nov 18, 2005 7:10 pm

lol - yep, I'm back David!!! Did ya miss me :D
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#7 Postby vbhoutex » Fri Nov 18, 2005 9:35 pm

sunny wrote:lol - yep, I'm back David!!! Did ya miss me :D


of course I did!!
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#8 Postby coriolis » Sat Nov 19, 2005 1:02 am

I thought that the crows get the apples at the top of the tree.
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#9 Postby sunny » Sat Nov 19, 2005 8:06 am

coriolis wrote:I thought that the crows get the apples at the top of the tree.


Nah, Ed. That's just a misconception men came up with to make them look better for not going to the top of the tree :D
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#10 Postby Lindaloo » Sat Nov 19, 2005 8:07 am

Nice try Ed. lol.
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#11 Postby coriolis » Sat Nov 19, 2005 9:56 am

I'd say that I've turned out more like a nice bottle of Thunderbird: Hard to swallow with a kick at the end.

I think that I was stomped too enthusiastically but didn't lose my character.

As for the apples that fall from the tree, they may be bruised, but they can be the sweetest of all.
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#12 Postby mike815 » Sat Nov 19, 2005 10:02 am

uh oh this thread is dangerous lol :D
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#13 Postby sunny » Sat Nov 19, 2005 10:10 am

coriolis wrote:I'd say that I've turned out more like a nice bottle of Thunderbird: Hard to swallow with a kick at the end.

I think that I was stomped too enthusiastically but didn't lose my character.

As for the apples that fall from the tree, they may be bruised, but they can be the sweetest of all.


lol Ed!! You men leave us NO choice but to stomp you!!
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#14 Postby coriolis » Sat Nov 19, 2005 11:26 am

Exactly!

So why knock yourself out climbing the tree when you're going to end up getting stomped anyway?!

At least the bruised apples know what it's like to take a fall. And the higher you are, the harder the fall.

Besides, all apples end up all soft and wrinkly in the end.
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#15 Postby Persepone » Sat Nov 19, 2005 1:36 pm

"Besides, all apples end up all soft and wrinkly in the end...."

And grapes turn into raisins!
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#16 Postby sunny » Sat Nov 19, 2005 1:37 pm

Persepone wrote:"Besides, all apples end up all soft and wrinkly in the end...."

And grapes turn into raisins!


:clap:
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#17 Postby Forecaster Colby » Sat Nov 19, 2005 2:06 pm

Persepone wrote:"Besides, all apples end up all soft and wrinkly in the end...."

And grapes turn into raisins!


BURNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
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#18 Postby beachbum_al » Sat Nov 19, 2005 3:39 pm

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#19 Postby coriolis » Sat Nov 19, 2005 3:39 pm

I'm OK being a raisin. Better'n gettin stomped.

Here, have a drink of Thunderbird.
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