Baking Cookies with Your Cat
1. Look in cookbook for special cookie recipe.
2. Get cup of coffee.
3. Nudge cat off cookbook.
4. Find the special recipe.
5. Push cat's nose out of coffee mug.
6. Get eggs from refrigerator.
7. Get dry ingredients from cupboard.
8. Break eggs in small bowl.
9. Sift dry ingredients in large bowl.
10. Answer the phone.
11. Cat eats eggs; get more from 'fridge.
12. Lift cat out of flour bowl and dust cat off.
13. Find Band-Aids for scratches on hands.
14. Throw flour out and measure out more.
15. Preheat oven for cookies.
16. Look at cat & find overwhelming urge to bake cat now.
Cat runs for cover into bathroom.
17. Flour the counter to roll out cookie dough.
18. Big crash in bathroom; run to see what happened.
19. Cat has pawed TP all over floor, plus knocked over and spilled
bathroom counter contents.
20. Yell at cat.
21. Cat falls in toilet bowl.
22. Take cat out of toilet and dry cat.
23. Apply more Band-aids to cover new scratches
on arms and legs.
24. Cleanup bathroom.
25. Hear a thump in kitchen.
26. Throw cat off floured kitchen counter.
27. Try to pick cat hairs from flour.
28. Step on cat's tail and get bitten.
29. Get coat, car keys, and go to store to buy cookies!!!
Have you been peeking in my windows?????? 
