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The Anniversary

#1 Postby sunny » Mon Nov 28, 2005 10:16 am

And men wonder why they are always in trouble :cheesy:


A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.

His wife told him, "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat."

The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday.
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#2 Postby O Town » Mon Nov 28, 2005 6:23 pm

:eek: :lol: :lol:
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#3 Postby arkess7 » Mon Nov 28, 2005 8:10 pm

:fools:

heck ya ......arrangements would have been made around here!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :eek: :roflmao: :firedevil: :dont:
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#4 Postby senorpepr » Mon Nov 28, 2005 9:15 pm

:takes notes:

Well... he DID follow through with her demand.
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#5 Postby TexasStooge » Tue Nov 29, 2005 8:21 am

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#6 Postby Brent » Tue Nov 29, 2005 12:02 pm

:eek: :eek: :eek:
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#7 Postby southerngale » Tue Nov 29, 2005 1:56 pm

senorpepr wrote::takes notes:

Well... he DID follow through with her demand.


and now he's buried with his "gift" :lol:
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