How to Annoy Someone in the Bathroom

[TexasStooge]

How to Annoy Someone in the Bathroom

* Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

* Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."

* Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

* Say, "Darn, this water's cold."

* Drop a marble and say, "Oh crap! My glass eye!"

* Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

* Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantelope into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.

* Say, "Now how did that get there?"

* Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

* Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!"

* Say, "Interesting... more floaters than sinkers."

* Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here please?"

* Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me."

* Fill a balloon with creamed corn. Rush into the stall with your hand over your mouth and let out a lengthy vomit impression while you squeeze the balloon and splatter cream corn all about. Apologize profusely and blame it on the fettuccine alfredo you had for breakfast.

* Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot."

* Say, "Darn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"

* Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.

* Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.

* Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall, adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"

[O Town]

That last one is too much.

[ohiostorm]

HAHAHAHA im sitting here ll by myself losing it! Good ones.

[arkess7]

[HurricaneGirl]

Holy Crap!! OMG!!!

[texasweatherwatcher]

How to Annoy Someone in the Bathroom
* Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantelope into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.

That was the funniest to me.

[TexasStooge]

Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.

(Playing "Tequila" on butt cheeks) "Toilet!"