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#1 Postby southerngale » Tue May 27, 2003 3:14 pm

Now I lay me Down to sleep.
I pray the Lord my shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles, Please no bags
And please lift my butt before it sags.
Please no age spots, please no gray
And as for my belly, please take it away.
Please keep me healthy, please keep me young,
And thank you Dear Lord for all that you've done.

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Foot Note:
One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
"If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."
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#2 Postby coriolis » Tue May 27, 2003 3:33 pm

Ahem, It took a man to reply to this.

That's good SG, but no matter what's on the outside, its what's inside that counts. And we could make a similiar poem about men.
Let me think about that.
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#3 Postby Amanzi » Tue May 27, 2003 3:40 pm

LOL Southern :lol:

Love the saggy boob joke!
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#4 Postby bfez1 » Tue May 27, 2003 3:51 pm

ROFL--that is so cute!!!
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great prayer

#5 Postby rainstorm » Tue May 27, 2003 5:44 pm

i keep god very busy with my prayers at night!!
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#6 Postby Stephanie » Tue May 27, 2003 7:40 pm

That was cute Southerngale!! :lol: :wink:
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