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The Funeral (Just for Laughs)

#1 Postby Dee Bee » Sat Jan 14, 2006 11:59 am

Even though I'm blessed that this definitely does not apply to my MIL, given the stereotype -- and the realization that I'm a MIL, too -- it gave me a chuckle. ;-)

A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee when she noticed
a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.

A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind
the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull on a leash.
Behind her, a short distance back, were about 200 women walking single file.

The woman couldn't stand her curiosity. She respectfully approached the woman walking
the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss", I know now is a bad time to disturb you,
but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"

"My husband's."

"What happened to him?"

The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."

She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"

The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her."

A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two women.

"Can I borrow the dog?"

"Get in line."
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#2 Postby Brent » Sat Jan 14, 2006 12:32 pm

:roflmao: :fools:
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#3 Postby TexasStooge » Sat Jan 14, 2006 12:45 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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#4 Postby arkess7 » Sat Jan 14, 2006 12:49 pm

:roflmao: :roflmao:
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#5 Postby CentralFlGal » Sat Jan 14, 2006 1:05 pm

OMG!!

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#6 Postby HurricaneGirl » Mon Jan 16, 2006 1:07 pm

:lol: :lol: That's a good one!!
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