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Just for the old people

#1 Postby j » Thu Jan 19, 2006 8:38 am

Harvard Mental Age Assessment
The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of Psychiatry at Harvard University. Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake.

The average person over 40 years of age cannot do IT.
1. This is this cat.
2. This is is cat.
3. This is how cat.
4. This is to cat.
5. This is keep cat.
6. This is an cat.
7. This is old cat.
8. This is person cat.
9. This is busy cat.
10. This is for cat.
11. This is forty cat.
12. This is seconds cat.

Now scroll down.








Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down and I
betcha' can't resist passing it on.
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#2 Postby sunny » Thu Jan 19, 2006 8:40 am

lol - you got me :D
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#3 Postby j » Thu Jan 19, 2006 9:00 am

my apologies if this is a repeat joke....another problem with getting old
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#4 Postby O Town » Thu Jan 19, 2006 9:21 am

:roflmao: :uarrow:
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#5 Postby Miss Mary » Thu Jan 19, 2006 9:25 am

Acutally, j posting a funny old-age, forgetful type joke, twice, is better!!!!

Did you take your old geezer pills today? LOL

I need some.....seriously!
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#6 Postby brunota2003 » Thu Jan 19, 2006 11:05 am

it only took me 20 seconds :)
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#7 Postby vbhoutex » Thu Jan 19, 2006 2:35 pm

brunota2003 wrote:it only took me 20 seconds :)


That's because you're still a young thang!!!

J, can you help me find my "old geezer" pills? Better yet, do you have a few I could have? :D :D
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#8 Postby arkess7 » Thu Jan 19, 2006 2:43 pm

oh my too funny!!!!!!!! :hehe:
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#9 Postby breeze » Thu Jan 19, 2006 8:47 pm

vbhoutex wrote:
brunota2003 wrote:it only took me 20 seconds :)


That's because you're still a young thang!!!

J, can you help me find my "old geezer" pills? Better yet, do you have a few I could have? :D :D


Here, David - I gotta few of them pills to spare! They're supposed to
help with memory, too, but....now....WHAT were we talkin' about? :eek:
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#10 Postby Stephanie » Thu Jan 19, 2006 8:52 pm

$#@%^&@!!!!!!!

Alright, where's the Geritol???? :lol:
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#11 Postby Skywatch_NC » Thu Jan 19, 2006 8:58 pm

The Geritol thing reminds me of that episode of "I Love Lucy" where Lucy plays a character named Mrs. McGillicuddy (sp?) and does a commercial for a kind of health tonic and gets drunk from the alcohol content in the tonic towards the end of the shooting! :lol: :wink:

That's one of my niece's favorite episodes, too, from an "I Love Lucy" video series that her family has. :)

Eric 8-)
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#12 Postby Stephanie » Thu Jan 19, 2006 9:04 pm

Skywatch_NC wrote:The Geritol thing reminds me of that episode of "I Love Lucy" where Lucy plays a character named Mrs. McGillicuddy (sp?) and does a commercial for a kind of health tonic and gets drunk from the alcohol content in the tonic towards the end of the shooting! :lol: :wink:

That's one of my niece's favorite episodes, too, from an "I Love Lucy" video series that her family has. :)

Eric 8-)


That was a GREAT episode! :lol:
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#13 Postby brunota2003 » Thu Jan 19, 2006 10:01 pm

vbhoutex wrote:
brunota2003 wrote:it only took me 20 seconds :)


That's because you're still a young thang!!!

J, can you help me find my "old geezer" pills? Better yet, do you have a few I could have? :D :D
Yes, I am only a teen...:lol:
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#14 Postby Brent » Thu Jan 19, 2006 11:26 pm

HAHA... that took me about 10 seconds. :lol:
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#15 Postby Pburgh » Fri Jan 20, 2006 8:50 am

OLD GEEZER!!!!!!! Well, I started reading yesterday and finally finished!!! Forty seconds my butt, that was hard!!!

Please pass the geezer pills. :roll:
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#16 Postby vbhoutex » Fri Jan 20, 2006 10:03 am

Pburgh wrote:OLD GEEZER!!!!!!! Well, I started reading yesterday and finally finished!!! Forty seconds my butt, that was hard!!!

Please pass the geezer pills. :roll:


Maybe if we team up we can get through it faster!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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#17 Postby beachbum_al » Sat Jan 21, 2006 9:54 am

I guess I am old then since I read that. Do you consider 35 old. :lol:
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#18 Postby CajunMama » Sat Jan 21, 2006 11:43 am

So i've used up 40 seconds of my time...what do i do with the rest of it? :lol:
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