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Maybe I shouldn't share this, but...

#1 Postby southerngale » Thu May 29, 2003 1:45 pm

A not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life science classroom, staring at a question on the final exam paper.

The question was 'Give four advantages of breast milk.'


What to write? He sighed, and began to scribble whatever came into his head, hoping for the best:

1. No need to boil.

2. Never goes sour.

3. Available whenever necessary.

So far so good - maybe. Still, the exam demanded a fourth answer.


Again, what to write? Once more, he sighed. He frowned. He scowled, then sighed again.


Suddenly, he brightened. He grabbed his pen, and triumphantly, he scribbled his definitive answer:


4. Available in attractive containers of varying sizes.



He received an A.
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#2 Postby bfez1 » Thu May 29, 2003 1:48 pm

That's funny!
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#3 Postby wx247 » Thu May 29, 2003 3:37 pm

LOL. Thanks for the laugh Southerngale! You are always posting great things to make everyone smile.
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#4 Postby southerngale » Thu May 29, 2003 3:40 pm

Awww, thanks Garrett. You just made ME smile. :D
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#5 Postby Rainband » Thu May 29, 2003 3:54 pm

That was cute!!!! :D :wink:
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#6 Postby mf_dolphin » Thu May 29, 2003 4:04 pm

Is that available in a "Six Pack" ? ;-)
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#7 Postby streetsoldier » Thu May 29, 2003 4:08 pm

Only from Annabelle, m_f...(she be a ho', but I don't think she'd go quite THAT far)! :D
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#8 Postby therock1811 » Thu May 29, 2003 4:13 pm

LOL SG! That was too funny...and more than I needed to hear at 5 in the afternoon.
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#9 Postby weatherlover427 » Thu May 29, 2003 5:53 pm

Hahahaha :lol: !
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#10 Postby JQ Public » Thu May 29, 2003 5:57 pm

Hahha...great one southern!!
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#11 Postby justjake » Fri May 30, 2003 3:11 pm

mf_dolphin wrote:Is that available in a "Six Pack" ? ;-)
Uh, MF_D, only if she is one of triplets! LOL! :lol: :P

(or if you are a Mormon) :oops: :cry:
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