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Top 16 Things to Do in a Driving Test

#1 Postby TexasStooge » Tue Feb 14, 2006 4:59 pm

1. Turn the radio on. When the examiner goes to turn it off slap his/her hand.

2. Rev the car really high, turn to the examiner, and say with an evil look, "Buckle up!"

3. Knock over every cone while doing maneuverability. In the middle of it, get out and check to see if you have hit every one.

4. Come dressed in a suit. Before the examiner gets in the car, ask him/her to put a piece of plastic wrap down so he doesn't dirty the seat.

5. When the examiner tells you to stop, step on the gas. Tell him/her that you thought it was the brake.

6. When the examiner tells you to stop, pop the hood latch and say "Oops."

7. Get in the car, look down at the pedals, and say, "Now which one is the gas again?"

8. After the examiner gets in the car, pop the hood, and get out and check the oil.

9. Fill your car with beer bottles.

10. The whole time driving, talk about how Aunt Gertrude smells like mothballs.

11. Tell the registrar that you are taking the remedial test.

12. In the middle of driving, put your arm around the examiner.

13. Swear at everybody on the road.

14. When you stop at a light, start revving the engine while looking back and forth between the person next to you and the light.

15. Beep your horn at everything.

16. Break off your rear-view mirror and then ask the examiner to hold it up.
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#2 Postby Brent » Tue Feb 14, 2006 5:14 pm

:roflmao:

3. Knock over every cone while doing maneuverability. In the middle of it, get out and check to see if you have hit every one.


I do that when I car race at the arcade... :P
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#3 Postby O Town » Tue Feb 14, 2006 6:26 pm

1. Turn the radio on. When the examiner goes to turn it off slap his/her hand.

2. Rev the car really high, turn to the examiner, and say with an evil look, "Buckle up!"

:A: :A: :A:

All funny, but the first two were the best to me. :lol: :lol: :lol:

The examiner will probably be doing one of these>> :yayaya:
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#4 Postby arkess7 » Tue Feb 14, 2006 7:55 pm

:fools: :roflmao: :2gunfire: :moon2: :jump:
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