To Impress a Woman.....To Impress a Man.....

[southerngale]

TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:
Wine her,
Dine her,
Call her,
Hug her,
Hold her,
Surprise her,
Compliment her,
Smile at her,
Laugh with her,
Cry with her,
Cuddle with her,
Shop with her,
Give her jewelry.
Buy her flowers,
Hold her hand,
Write love letters to her,
Go to the end of the earth and back again for her.
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TO IMPRESS A MAN:
Show up naked.
Bring beer.

[Stephanie]

Yep, that about sums it up!!!

[streetsoldier]

The prospective "lady-in-question" would require considerably more than that to "impress" me... :o

[mf_dolphin]

She wouldn't necessarily need the beer! Nice touch but not required LOL

[streetsoldier]

Not quite, m_f...

A generally sweet, sensitive personality...giving me a warm, generous, unexpected kiss just because she WANTED to...sharing my world, and opening hers to be shared with me as well.

A certain grace that can't be had from any cosmetics or oils...playful, yet sublimely serene when all seems lost to most...a lady of intelligence, discernment and new wonders for me to discover daily, yet never lacking more delightful mysteries...a translucency, within a puzzle, wrapped in an enigma.

THAT would impress me.

[firefighter16]

Nope. No need for Beer here either.

[Guest]

LOL.........No need for the beer here either:)

[azskyman]

Sorry to say, with my 57th birthday right around the corner...she'd need a couple of margauritas and a few beers before my arrival in my birthday suit.

And then, of course, It would scare they he** out of her cuz she would see everything double!!!

I impress my lovely lady of 32 years with some quiet conversation, a glimpse of an Arizona sunset, and a promise that I'll try hard not to snore tonight.

All is not lost. It's just more special when we find it.