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Football......MF Will Wanna Read This :)

#1 Postby southerngale » Sat May 31, 2003 12:31 pm

Quarterback Brett Favre, after living a full life, died. When he got to Heaven, God started showing him around.

They came to a modest little house with a faded Packers flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Brett," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Brett felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house.

On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a silver and blue sidewalk, 50-foot tall flagpole with an enormous Cowboys logo flag, and in every window, a Silver Star. Brett looked at God and said, "God, I'm not tring to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all All-Pro Quarterback, I won a Super Bowl, and I even went to the Hall of Fame." God said, "So, what do you want to know, Brett?"
"Well, why does Troy Aikman get a better house than me?"
God chuckled and said, "Brett, that's not Troy Aikman's house, it's mine."
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#2 Postby coriolis » Sat May 31, 2003 6:44 pm

SG, are you by chance a cowboys fan?
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#3 Postby breeze » Sat May 31, 2003 6:51 pm

LOL........OWCH!!!! :ggreen:
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#4 Postby mf_dolphin » Sat May 31, 2003 8:39 pm

WOOOOHOOOOOO!!!!!

Was there ever any doubt that GOD is a COWBOYS FAN?
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#5 Postby firefighter16 » Sat May 31, 2003 9:25 pm

You guys are silly. Everyone knows God is a Vikings fan. :lol:
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#6 Postby mf_dolphin » Sat May 31, 2003 9:34 pm

Vikings???? Do they play football still? ;-)
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#7 Postby Guest » Sat May 31, 2003 9:51 pm

LOL.........Ouch that hurts...........And the cowgirls at that..........;)lol
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#8 Postby southerngale » Sun Jun 01, 2003 1:44 am

coriolis wrote:SG, are you by chance a cowboys fan?


Are you kidding? I was born in Texas Stadium! :wink:
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#9 Postby firefighter16 » Sun Jun 01, 2003 2:10 am

Yeah when Randy's not running down meter maids. :roll:
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