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Easter Funnies

#1 Postby TexasStooge » Mon Apr 17, 2006 7:04 am

Q: What is a dog's favorite Easter treat?
A: Jelly bones!

Q: What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and goes hippity-BOOM hippity-BOOM?
A: The Easter Elephant.

Q: How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
A: By hare mail!

Q: What do you need if your chocolate eggs mysteriously disappear?
A: You need an eggsplanation!

Q: How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
A: With a hare dryer!

Q: How is the Easter Bunny like Michael Jordan?
A: They're both famous for stuffing baskets!

Q: What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket?
A: Colored scrambled eggs!

Q: Did you hear about the farmer who fed crayons to his chickens?
A: He wanted them to lay colored eggs!

Q: What did one colored egg say to the other?
A: 'Heard any good yolks lately!'

Q: What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket?
A: The Easter Barney!

Q: How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?
A: He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

Q: What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
A: They lived hoppily ever after!

Q: Who delivers Easter treats to all the fish in the sea?
A: The Oyster Bunny!

Q: What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?
A: One to three for breaking and entering.

Q: How do you catch the Easter Bunny?
A: Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!

Q: Did you hear the one about the fifty-pound jelly bean?
A: It's pretty hard to swallow!

Q: Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee?
A: It's a tender tail!
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