You might be a Hurricane Nut if......

[terstorm1012]

You might be a hurricane nut if re-analysis reports make you giggle with glee, and you plan your calender for when the next batch is released.


(the above describes me.)

[terstorm1012]

If you named your three daughters Katrina, Rita, and Wilma, you might be a Hurricane nut.

I'll keep that in mind for when I grow up

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

My boys will be, Andrew, Floyd, Charley, Ivan, and Hugo.

My Girls will be Katrina, Rita, Wilma, Isabel, and Camille.

10 kids?!

you and your future wife are gonna be busy!

[Jim Cantore]

If an episode of Talkin Tropics changed your life, you might be a Hurricane nut.

If you have more then 10 photobucket albums filled with satelitte pictures.... of ONE STORM! You might be a Hurricane nut.

If you know every detail about Max Mayfields life, you might be a Hurricane nut.

If you give your mashed patatoes an "Eye" You might be a Hurricane nut.

If you've stolen more then 20 animonitors, you might be a Hurricane nut.

If you call an overflowing toilet "Storm Surge" You might be a Hurricane nut.

If you leave a funeral because your about to miss Talkin Tropics, you might be a HUrricane nut.

[terstorm1012]

If you know every detail about Max Mayfields life, you might be a Hurricane nut.

.

You may just be a HURRICANE STALKER if you know this much about Mr. Mayfield's life lmao!

[brunota2003]

If you turn on your small fan to "recreate" the landfall of a hurricane with matchsticks, you just might be a Hurricane Nut...

[caribepr]

Yep...thanks! I'm convinced, I'm not a hurricane nut. But I'm still really grateful for S2K

[Audrey2Katrina]

You MIGHT be a hurricane nut if, when you check your kids' rooms or closets and classify them as being from category 1 through category 5.

A2K

[skysummit]

You MIGHT be a hurricane nut if you continue to think of new jokes to add to the thread "You might be a Hurricane Nut if...."

[Audrey2Katrina]

ROFL... Aren't we all???

A2K

[benny]

If an episode of Talkin Tropics changed your life, you might be a Hurricane nut.

If you have more then 10 photobucket albums filled with satelitte pictures.... of ONE STORM! You might be a Hurricane nut.

If you know every detail about Max Mayfields life, you might be a Hurricane nut.

If you give your mashed patatoes an "Eye" You might be a Hurricane nut.

If you've stolen more then 20 animonitors, you might be a Hurricane nut.

If you call an overflowing toilet "Storm Surge" You might be a Hurricane nut.

If you leave a funeral because your about to miss Talkin Tropics, you might be a HUrricane nut.

You might be a hurricane nut if (when gas prices were cheaper) you used to stop on good hurricane seasons instead of bad ones (e.g. 1995 instead of 1994)

You have people call you in the middle of the night with recon reports.

You know EXACTLY when the next GFS run will be in.

You are disappointed when you see some hurricane forecasters' names and not another.

You have memorized every major hurricane strike in your area.

You spend more time at your computer than outside during ASO.

[skysummit]

You might be hurricane nut if your wife is threatening to leave you before the season even starts because she's already tired of your nonstop tropical talk.

[terstorm1012]

If you turn on your small fan to "recreate" the landfall of a hurricane with matchsticks, you just might be a Hurricane Nut...

I have done this with houses of cards, leggos, and wooden block cities. As a kid, I mean. As an adult I don't allow myself such fun lmao.

(btw Legos hold up well.)

[P.K.]

If you know the time difference between yourself and local time for all the global Regional Specialised Meteorological Centres......

[Jim Cantore]

You have memorized every major hurricane strike in your area.

lol only one here in 1821.

If you cancel your aniversary dinner so you dont miss a landfall, you might be a Hurricane nut.

If you stand up your date because "Talkin Tropics" is on, you might be a Hurricane nut.

If you call Cocaine rocks, "LBAR'S" you might be a Hurricane nut.

If you quit your job so you dont miss a landfall, you might be a Hurricane nut.

If you average 10 posts per day, you might be a Hurricane nut.

If you stole a car to catch Katrinas landfall, you might be a Hurricane nut.

[wxwatcher91]

You might be a hurricane nut if:
you take the bathroom pass and go to the library for updates each class.
you have over 100 hurricane-related sites bookmarked.
When your mom tells you to go to bed you:
ask her for five more minutes so you can get the 11pm advisory online
or
obeys and catches it on the weather radio

^^^All relate to me

[Jim Cantore]

all fit me but the last one, I go to bed when I want , and if I cant make the landfall, I tape it on TWC

[Jim Cantore]

If you've ever cut school to catch a landfall, you might be a Hurricane nut.

If when your mother asks how are your grades and you reply, "I have a category 3 average" You might be a Hurricane nut.

if your name is Wilma and you dump your boyfriend because his lowest central pressure was above 900mb, you might be a Hurricane nut.

[Jim Cantore]

If the first dates you mark on the calendar are, August 29th, September 16th, September 24th, October 24th, August 13th, September 4th, and September 25th, you might be a Hurricane nut.

If you pospone your wedding because its in the peak of Hurricane season, you might be a Hurricane nut.

Better yet, if you purposely schedule your wedding on the aniversary of a famous Hurricane so you always remember it, you might be a Hurricane nut

[HurricaneHunter914]

If you average 10 posts per day, you might be a Hurricane nut.

I average 40 posts a day so I'm more like a hurricane freak.

[brunota2003]

1. if you actually stand outside and film the hurricane as it affects your area for at least an hour, then ten to twenty minutes of afterwords to show local damage...then you ARE at least a hurricane nut...that is completely me!!! oh, and
2. if these "You Might Be A Hurricane Nut..." jokes you make are things you actually do...also fits me...