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Eve's Conversation with God ;-)

#1 Postby Dee Bee » Wed May 17, 2006 7:04 pm

"Lord, I have a small problem."

"What's the problem, Eve?"

"I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy."

"And why is that Eve?"

"Lord, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples."

"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."

"Man? What is that Lord?"

"A flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat and be vain; all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But he'll be bigger, faster and will like to hunt and kill things. I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be as smart as you, so he will also need your advice to think properly."

"Sounds great," says Eve, with ironically raised eyebrows, "but what's the catch Lord?"

"Well ... you can have him on one condition."

"And what's that Lord? "

"As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring -- so you'll have to let him believe that I made him first. And it will have to be our little secret ... you know, woman to woman."
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#2 Postby O Town » Wed May 17, 2006 7:06 pm

:wink: :wink: :wink: :D
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#3 Postby Stephanie » Wed May 17, 2006 7:25 pm

:lol:
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#4 Postby jusforsean » Wed May 17, 2006 7:47 pm

:lol:
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#5 Postby coriolis » Thu May 18, 2006 6:23 am

sticks index finger up in the air and makes circles with it while making "woo hoo" sounds.
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This space for rent.

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#6 Postby Lindaloo » Thu May 18, 2006 8:12 am

Truth hurt Ed? LOL!!
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