You Know You Need a New Housekeeper When...

[TexasStooge]

* Online Housekeepers instructs you to attach vacuum cleaner and mop to your computer's USB port.

* Keeps looking nervously at the TV and asking if you're planning to watch America's Most Wanted.

* First question: "Do you fold your towels before you put them away?"

* She's great with the food budget -- but the hamsters are missing and last night's burgers tasted a bit funky.

* "I'm sorry, but due to a recent federal ruling, I don't do Windows."

* When confronted about nothing being cleaned, insists that "Scrubbing Bubbles does the work so I don't have too."

[Janice]

I wake up every morning and look around

[Stephanie]

The dust bunnies come out and they sweep themselves up!

[Brent]

[coriolis]

I AM the housekeeper around here.

Well, ok, co-housekeeper.

[HollynLA]

I really wish I could afford a housekeeper
It's just getting to be too much to keep up with (4300 sq' ft) and trying to run my business. Maybe one day....... just maybe!

[Janice]

Wow, how do you keep that huge house cleaned without a housekeeper and run a business too Hats off to you. I couldn't do it.

[HollynLA]

Its' tough but I'm managing. We just moved here a few months ago and it definitely takes some getting used to. A large mop, bucket with wheels, and lots of determination.