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#1801 Postby TexasStooge » Tue Jun 06, 2006 9:37 pm

Hell shines in its apocalyptic moment in the sun

By Rebecca Cook

HELL, Michigan (Reuters) - The road to Hell was crowded with the curious on Tuesday -- as well as devils-in-disguise, hearse enthusiasts...


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#1802 Postby TexasStooge » Tue Jun 06, 2006 9:38 pm

Some hi-definition TV buyers unsure what it does

By Matthew Jones

LONDON, England (Reuters) - The World Cup is helping drive a sales boom in high definition television sets even though, according to a new survey, many buyers are uncertain of the new technology's capabilities.

The poll from display technology company ViewSonic found that while many Britons rate high definition television (HDTV) as very desirable, 37.4 percent of owners of HD sets were only vaguely aware of it and 1.5 percent were totally unaware.

For non-owners, the equivalent figures were 50.2 and 20.2 percent, the poll of 2,384 British consumers by Tickbox.net showed.

That consumers buy equipment without fully knowing its functions is not uncommon.

"People do buy into technology when they only have a vague idea of it ... it is about having the latest thing," said David Oswell, a senior lecturer in sociology at Goldsmiths University.

Mel Taylor, ViewSonic's vice president director of European marketing said the new sets were "flying off the shelves."

"What is surprising is that so many people do actually know about the technology, because broadcasters like Sky have only just starting transmitting," he added.

HDTV technology provides picture quality similar to 35 mm movies with sound as good as compact discs.

"There has been massive confusion over different technologies, flat screen, plasma etc, but when people see HDTV in the store actually working they can see the advantages," said Taylor.

The study found HDTVs had the highest desirability factor among electrical appliances. They scored 64 percent, over home computers/laptops on 62 percent and digital cameras on 45 percent.

FAMILY VIEWING?

Although satellite pay-TV operator BSkyB only launched its high definition service last month and Telewest's HD output is only becoming nationally available now, sales of the sets, which start at about 1,000 pounds each, have been strong.

"We are selling a flat-panel television set every 15 seconds and about 80 percent are HD ready," said a spokesman for DSG International.

He attributed the growth to the effect of the World Cup which starts this week and the switch to digital signals due between 2008 and 2012.

According to research company GfK, 700,000 HDTV sets were sold in Britain up to the end of last year and sales of 2 million are projected for 2006.

The trend towards HDTV take-up in homes could presage a return to families watching television together, as was customary before cheap sets led to teenagers and children having televisions in their bedrooms.

"Over the last 15-20 years there has been an emergence of high concentrations of media communications in bedrooms," said Oswell, the author of "Television, Childhood and the Home."

"It is a bedroom culture in which young people gather hi-fi, games machines and TV in their bedrooms as a way of segmenting themselves away from their parents."

Oswell said there could be a "re-articulation of the family" around the communal HDTV because only a few households will be able to afford multiple sets.
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#1803 Postby TexasStooge » Tue Jun 06, 2006 9:39 pm

Shrinking Dead Sea faces fight to survive

By Tali Caspi

EIN GEDI, Israel (Reuters) - These days, a cart takes visitors from Israel's Ein Gedi resort to the edge of the Dead Sea.

Twenty years ago, tourists stepped right onto the shore.

The Dead Sea, the lowest point on the earth's surface, is shrinking as its salty waters rapidly dry up.

With no clear solution to the problem, environmentalists and tourist businesses are worried.

"Every time I come here the beach is further and further away. One day there will only be a puddle left," says Gidon Bromberg, of the environmental group Friends of the Earth, Middle East.

Too salty to sustain life, the Dead Sea is a draw for tourists who come to float in its greasy-feeling buoyant brine. Devotees also believe its waters and the mud at the margins are good for the skin.

The Dead Sea has been shrinking for decades as the inflow dwindles from its main source, the Jordan River.

Israel, Jordan and Syria rely on the river and its tributaries to meet the needs of increasing populations and agriculture in the arid region, and diversions have slowed the biblical river to a muddy trickle.

Mineral extraction industries have also played a part by helping to accelerate evaporation.

SINKHOLES

The Dead Sea has fallen over 20 metres (66 ft) in the past 100 years and is now losing about one metre each year.

As the water level has fallen, it has caused thousands of sinkholes to open up on land. The Ein Gedi resort closed some campsites after a 3-metre (10 ft) hole opened up under someone's feet. Some holes are even deeper.

"The ground is falling out from underneath us, literally," said Ein Gedi resident Gedi Hampe.

The Dead Sea is not expected to disappear entirely because it is fed by underground water sources and winter rainfall. As it shrinks, it also gets more salty, which in turn makes it harder for the remaining water to evaporate.

Scientists believe that if nothing is done, the water level will drop by as much as 100 metres (328 ft) more -- almost a third of its current depth.

CANAL PLAN

With that in mind, a World Bank-backed feasibility study is to be carried out on a plan to build a 200 km (125 mile) canal to replenish the Dead Sea with water from the Red Sea to the south.

The idea is that the water would be pumped to a height of 220 metres (720 ft) in the border area between Israel and Jordan and then flow down to the Dead Sea, some 420 metres (1,378 ft) below sea level, generating electricity on the way.

But the "Two Seas Canal" plan would cost an estimated $5 billion (3 billion pounds) and the economics of the project are in question.

Scientists also wonder whether it would really be beneficial for the environment.

The Dead Sea's unique make-up would be changed forever by introducing sea water into a body that has only ever been fed by fresh water. While sea water contains mostly sodium salts, the Dead Sea has much more magnesium and potassium.

"The cost of the damage that would be caused to the environment may be greater than any possible benefits," said local geologist Eli Raz. "The best plan for the Dead Sea is to let the Jordan river flow again, this is its natural state."

But the chances of that happening are next to nothing given the reliance of the region's countries on the Jordan's water.

Environmentalists are pushing for the Dead Sea to be declared a World Heritage Site by the U.N. Educational, Scientific and Cultural Organisation, hoping this will force surrounding countries to come up with a plan.

"Finally, people have begun to realise the urgency of the situation. It is so dramatic that it can no longer be ignored," said resident Hampe.
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#1804 Postby TexasStooge » Wed Jun 07, 2006 7:30 am

Officials faulted for not singing karaoke

HANOI (Reuters) - In Vietnam, where karaoke is not only recreational but also business etiquette, failing to show your talent can cost you dearly.

Tien Phong (Pioneer) newspaper reported Wednesday that state oil monopoly Petrovietnam's financial arm PVFC ordered 21 officials to make "self-criticism" reports for not singing karaoke at a contract-signing ceremony near Hanoi Saturday.

At least eight department heads were facing suspension, said the newspaper, which also published a letter by the group of officials protesting the decision as unlawful.

"We all thought we had completed our company obligation and contributed to the success of the ceremony," the letter said. "We were only thinking of our family back in Hanoi, the kids and the wives waiting."

A company official said, "No one has been laid off yet but they have to criticize themselves for not participating in collective activities."
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#1805 Postby TexasStooge » Wed Jun 07, 2006 7:32 am

German cafeterias offer World Cup culinary tour

By Phil Blenkinsop

WUERZBURG, Germany (Reuters) - Football fanatics not content with just watching every match should head to Wuerzburg for the ultimate World Cup culinary experience.

From English fish and chips to Saudi Arabian lamb curry, the student cafeterias in the central German city are serving up dishes from all the 32 countries taking part in the four-week long event.

Meatballs on ginger noodles from Ghana, whose team are based in Wuerzburg, were dished up last month. Spicy Ecuadorean fish steaks will end the culinary tour on July 7, two days before the World Cup final.

Chicken nuggets, representing the United States, Costa Rican burritos and kangaroo ragout for Australia are among the dishes coming up.

"We were wondering what we could do to mark the World Cup," said Armin Gersitz, head of one of the refectories. "It's been a huge effort, but great too. Cooking is of course an art."

Gersitz, one of the initiators of the cooking extravaganza, said European dishes had been relatively easy to produce, but tracking down recipes from some of the five African nations had proven difficult.

"We ended up getting them from students," he said.

Wuerzburg, with a population of around 130,000, has some 25,000 students.

Any plans to repeat the World Cup winners' dish after the final on July 9?

"No, I think we'll have done enough by then. We'll revert to more regular meals,' Gersitz said.
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#1806 Postby TexasStooge » Wed Jun 07, 2006 4:27 pm

BlackBerry addict? - Hotel offers detox

CHICAGO, Ill. (Reuters) - BlackBerry addicts have a crack at freedom when they check into one Chicago hotel: the manager will put the communications devices and others like them under lock and key for guests who want a break.

Rick Ueno, general manager of the Sheraton Chicago Hotel, said the program which began on Wednesday grew out of his own personal BlackBerry addiction. His one-step recovery was switching to a regular cell phone.

"I was really addicted to my BlackBerry. I had an obsession with e-mail," he told Reuters. "Morning and night. There came a time when I didn't think it was healthy ... I quit cold turkey."

He believes guests might want to try the same thing for a day or two anyway, so they can concentrate on meetings, business and socializing while at the hotel.

Ueno said he would take personal charge of any BlackBerrys or related devices guests want to surrender and place them in his office locked up until their return is requested. There is no charge.

"I run a hotel with over 900 employees and thousands of guests. I think I'm more effective. I feel better. I sleep better. My family likes it," he said of his post-BlackBerry life.

The popular hand-held devices, sometimes called "CrackBerries" because users become so reliant on them, are made by Canadian-based Research In Motion Ltd.
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#1807 Postby TexasStooge » Wed Jun 07, 2006 8:44 pm

Swimmer finds body in apartment pool

By DON WALL / WFAA ABC 8

DALLAS, Texas - Dallas police were investigating what appeared to be a drowning at an apartment pool late Wednesday afternoon at the Honey Creek Apartments in the 11,600 block of Ferguson Road near the Garland city line.

Divers from Dallas Fire-Rescue retrieved the body of a young man, who was identified by family members, from the bottom of the swimming pool.

Authorities were unsure how long the man's body was in the pool or the exact circumstances of his death and said they had no witnesses yet.

The man who found the body said he was going for a swim when he made the discovery around 2:00 p.m.

"My feet hit the body and I was like, 'Dang, what's there,'" said Kevin Summers. "I thought someone threw a table or something into the pool and I went in there with my little goggles."

Sgt. Gary Beck said there will be more answers after an autopsy is performed on the body.
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#1808 Postby TexasStooge » Wed Jun 07, 2006 8:46 pm

Rabid kitten halts some PetSmart adoptions

GREENBELT, Md. (AP) - A kitten adopted at a PetSmart Inc. store was ill with rabies, prompting the pet-supplies chain to suspend animal adoptions in the mid-Atlantic.

The kitten's owner and the director of the animal rescue group that supplied the kitten are being treated for the disease as a precaution, though it is not yet known if either person was infected.

The Prince George County health department is asking people to contact the agency if they came into contact with kittens at the Greenbelt store's adoption center.

The six kittens were in the PetSmart store May 14 to 19, said John Marsiglia, manager of the Greenbelt location. The suspension of pet adoptions involves 22 stores in Maryland and Virginia.

The store learned of the infection last week after the owner returned the kitten because it was lurching and unsteady, said Cindy Sharpley, director of Last Chance Animal Rescue. The kitten bit Sharpley on her hand when she tried to handle it.

The infected kitten and its five littermates were euthanized, she said. Even though pets are vaccinated before they are adopted, rabies has an incubation period in which it isn't detectable.

"It is a tragic incident, and there was nothing that anyone could have done to prevent this from happening," she said.

PetSmart has arranged more than 3 million adoptions in its 17-year history, and has only had one other rabies case, said Paul Amirault, district manager for PetSmart.
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#1809 Postby Beam » Wed Jun 07, 2006 10:37 pm

fact789 wrote:whats a brothel?


A brothel is an establishment of prostitution. More widely known as a "whore house", "sex shack", or "massage parlor". Funny thing about the article is, it seems to imply that these rather unsavory businesses are legal in Australia, provided they're not within 200 meters of a cemetery. I figured they were outright banned everywhere.
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#1810 Postby TexasStooge » Thu Jun 08, 2006 11:04 am

Cell phone saves immigrants lost in Arizona

MEXICO CITY (Reuters) - A group of stranded illegal immigrants facing death in the parched Arizona desert saved themselves by using a cell phone to call rescue services, the U.S. Border Patrol said.

The group of eight Mexicans got lost in the desert southeast of Tacna, Arizona, and called for help early on Wednesday after their guides abandoned them during a two-day trek across the border from Mexico.

Disoriented and without food or water, they used a cell phone to dial 911. Rescuers dispatched helicopters and located the group shortly before dawn, the Yuma Sector of the U.S. Border Patrol said in a statement.

President George W. Bush visited Yuma on Tuesday as part of a tour to drum up support for an immigration overhaul that seeks to give millions of illegal immigrants a pathway to U.S. citizenship and tighten security on the Mexico border.

Arizona is the principal route for mostly Mexican migrants seeking a new life in the United States. Last year more than 260 died trekking north over the desert, where summer temperatures reach highs of around 120 degrees F (49 C).

This year, the Border Patrol has stepped up flights over the scorching, cactus-strewn wastes in a bid to save more lives. So far agents have rescued 309 migrants in the Yuma area since October 1, up from 203 in the same period a year earlier.

"This summer we are not going to be caught off guard ... we are definitely better prepared," said Richard Hays, the Border Patrol's spokesman in Yuma.

The number of recorded migrant deaths in the desert state has dropped to 107 in the eight months since October from 124 in the same period a year earlier, Border Patrol figures show.
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#1811 Postby TexasStooge » Thu Jun 08, 2006 11:06 am

US firm makes killer calendar for serialphiles'

By Sarah Mahoney

DURHAM, Maine (Reuters) - April belongs to serial sex killer John Wayne Gacy, convicted of killing 33 young men and boys, while May is for Jeffrey Dahmer, who ate 17 men. June features Satanic worshiper and murderer Richard Ramirez.

The grisly 2007 Serial Killer Calendar produced by a Maine businessman depicts some of the world's most notorious murderers painted by "the vampire of Paris," Frenchman Nico Claux who himself served 7 years for murder.

Purple Inc., the Bangor, Maine-based company that produced and distributes the calendar in specialty retailers and the Internet, said initial response has been so strong that the company is planning a sequel and a line of posters.

"A lot of people are titillated by serial killers," said Lana Wachniak, a sociology professor and associate dean of Kennesaw State University in Georgia.

"I call them serialphiles.' Some people want insight into that kind of depravity. Others get a kind of vicarious thrill. And others see it almost as a kind of talisman, a way to keep violence away," she said.

The artwork of America's most notorious killers -- ranging from pencil drawings by Charles Manson to a painting by executed serial killer John Wayne Gacy -- fetch hefty sums from collectors of so-called "murderabilia."

"It simulates in all of us a simple version of the dark side," said Kristopher T. Saunders, Purple's chief executive.

More than 30 states have so-called "Son of Sam" laws that require criminals to give money made on book, movie or other deals relating to their crimes to victims or the state.

Despite moral concerns often raised by families of victims of murderers, there's little to prevent entrepreneurs from selling murderabilia on the Internet or anywhere else.

In Massachusetts, a bill proposed by state Rep. Peter J. Koutoujian, a Democrat, would prevent criminals from excessively profiting from the sale of murderabilia that exploited their own notoriety.

But something like the Serial Killer Calendar, Koutoujian said, would be excluded since Claux's portraits are of other criminals. "This is an area of free speech and commerce," he said. "And you can't legislate taste or integrity."

'DISTURBING'

Still, the idea that murderers can profit from their marquee status offends many people.

"This is a horrible, disturbing calendar," said Christine Ward, executive director of the California-based Doris Tate Crime Victims Bureau. The group was founded by the late mother of Sharon Tate, who was murdered by Charles Manson. Manson is featured on the calendar's January page.

"The last thing you want is somebody making a profit off the person who murdered your loved one," she said.

Sales of such products, she says, are painful to families of murder victims. "Something like this calendar -- created by someone whose crimes are just as heinous as the people he has painted -- is a reminder to families that what happened to their loved one doesn't matter. What does matter is that we live in a culture where these killers have been celebritized."

According to auction house Wachniak, the murderabilia market includes everything from sketches and paintings by Charles Manson and Gacy to the autographed 7th-grade yearbook of serial killer Ted Bundy.

It even includes dirt from the crawlspace in Gacy's home, where the remains of many of his victims were found.

The Internet has made it easier for people to locate and buy such items, said Wachniak. Internet auction house Ebay restricts murderabilia, and says it may "remove listings of items closely associated with individuals notorious for committing murderous acts within the last 100 years.

In March, it removed a listing for a black BMW apparently belonging to Columbine High School killer Dylan Klebold.

'INNER TORMENTS'

Saunders said Purple has sold 500 copies of the 3,000 limited edition calendar across six continents.

An initial printing of 3,000 is relatively small, said Russell Halperin, manager of product planning for Calendar Club, a chain of stores. But the Serial Killer Calendar's high-end price -- $25 compared to a more typical price of $12 to $18 -- makes it "somewhat significant," he said.

The calendars feature Claux' acrylic portraits, many based on police mug shots, overlaid with other paintings including John Wayne Gacy in a clown suit and quotes from the killers.

Claux himself appears in December, with the text: "He soon discovered that he could channel his dark fantasies into his paintings, finding a new way to express his inner torments."

Next up, Saunders said, are a 2008 Serial Killer Calendar and a line of posters in 2007, featuring not just serial killers but Claux portraits of the notorious -- from John Dillinger to Jesse James and the fictional Hannibal Lecter.

Like the 2007 calendar, they will be marketed on the Internet at the company's Web site, http://www.serialkillercalendar.com, and sold in specialty retailers such as horror shops and tattoo parlors.

"Understandably, some people are offended by it, but there's a lot of offensive speech out there," said Marjorie Heins, a fellow at the Brennan Center for Justice at New York University Law School, referring to the calendar.

But "people who are interested in reading about crime and criminals have a right to do so," she said. "As a matter of both constitutional law and public policy, there is no real basis to stop this."
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#1812 Postby TexasStooge » Thu Jun 08, 2006 11:11 am

Australians try to find ugliest sheep

SYDNEY, Australia (AP) - Australian researchers have launched a search for the country's ugliest sheep — no matter how wrinkled, lumpy, bald or just plain funny looking — to try to identify genes that produce high quality wool.

"When something goes really wrong with the genes, it is the most powerful indicator about where to look to identify the genes that can — paradoxically — make things go really right," said Paul Hynd, a researcher from the University of Adelaide, which launched the study with the South Australian Research and Development Institute this week.

Australia's merino wool industry is worth about 2.8 billion Australian dollars (US$2.1 billion) each year. Scientists hope to use the study to produce higher quality wool to compete with increasingly popular synthetic fibers.

"Through the latest DNA-based technology, it's the ugly sheep that will help us make quantum leaps to advance the qualities of Australian merino wool to make it more stretchy, less scratchy, shinier and easier to spin," Hynd said in a statement issued Tuesday.

These so-called ugly merinos — ones born with rough, uneven or extra-curly wool, bald patches, or even very wrinkled skin — are often culled shortly after birth because of their inability to produce good wool. Instead, researchers are asking farmers to donate their unusual sheep or wool clippings to the study.

"These lambs, typically viewed as worthless, are in fact highly valuable to the industry, because one of the most efficient ways to identify the genes that impact on certain wool traits is to study animals that have rare or extreme features," Hynd said.
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#1813 Postby TexasStooge » Thu Jun 08, 2006 11:12 am

Urinals with a view at Stockholm airport

STOCKHOLM, Sweden (AP) - Travelers hearing nature's call at Stockholm's Arlanda airport may think they have ended up in a summer meadow — figuratively speaking.

The airport's newly designed lavatories, which are to open mid-June in Terminal 5, combine pleasant flowery glass art with an improved solution for getting rid of foul odors, Arlanda's designer manager Karin Elfver Renstrom said Wednesday

The men's lavatories will have glass artwork portraying a flower-filled Swedish meadow around and above the men's urinals, with a view through a glass facade onto the tarmac below.

A practical problem led to this unconventional solution that blends art, design and functionality, Elfver Renstrom said.

"It is important that a lavatory should smell good. Urinals often have problems, because odors emanate from the gaps between tiles. By using glass sheets instead of tiles, however, we avoid gaps," she said. "And it is not more expensive than tiles."

The ladies' room also comes with glass artworks, in the shape of giant red buttercups.

The new lavatories are part of an 8,600-square-foot extension of international Terminal 5, which also includes new shops.

The airport last year completed an expansion program to be able to handle 25 million passengers a year and is now concentrating on improving passenger amenities and comforts, Elfver Renstrom said.
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#1814 Postby TexasStooge » Thu Jun 08, 2006 11:13 am

Paper clip causes traffic signals glitch

ASHLAND, Wis. (AP) - Traffic signals that went haywire at the city's busiest intersection over Memorial Day weekend left technicians stymied as they hunted for the cause.

The malfunction reverted the signals at Ellis Avenue and Lakeshore Drive to a default mode, flashing yellow and red, and they stayed that way for five days as the problem went unsolved.

The signals have gone out the same way in the past, but only after accidents when vehicles hit one of the poles. There was no accident involved this time.

When city crews finally called in the state Department of Transportation for help, a DOT official spotted a paper clip that had fallen behind the control panel for the signals.

Pat Colgrove, city operation manager, said the wayward clip had simply shorted out the system.

"I was shocked," he said. "I said, 'You got to be kidding me.'"

When the clip was removed and the system was reset, the signals resumed normal operations, Colgrove said.

In a bit of irony, the paper clip that fell had been used to hold a card with names and phone numbers of technicians who maintain the signals, he said.
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#1815 Postby TexasStooge » Thu Jun 08, 2006 11:46 am

More Dallas PD firings expected today

By TANYA EISERER / The Dallas Morning News

DALLAS, Texas - Dallas Police Chief David Kunkle is expected to fire as many as five police officers and one civilian Thursday in afternoon disciplinary hearings.

"Many of these are issues are significant issues of misconduct," Chief Kunkle said Thursday morning. "I anticipate some of them will result in termination."

Last Friday, Chief Kunkle fired three police officers and two sergeants who had been accused in three separate incidents involving allegations of retaliation.

"I wanted to group those incidents together because I think they had a common theme," he said. "I wanted to make a statement that the officers misused the power of their position."

In Thursday’s cases, the involved officers have been accused of a variety of misconduct ranging from indecent exposure to driving drunk.
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#1816 Postby TexasStooge » Thu Jun 08, 2006 9:36 pm

Teachers quit after students witness sex

TAMPA, Fla. (AP) - Two middle school teachers resigned after students saw them having sex in a classroom, the school district said.

Frances J. Sepulveda, 30, and Bryant J. Wilburn, 29, said they had sex in the classroom during school hours on "one or two occasions," according to an investigation by the Hillsborough County school district.

They resigned last month after two students at Coleman Middle School reported they saw the teachers having sex. The classroom door was locked and a window was covered with paper, but a boy and a girl told school officials they could see inside.

"These teachers showed appallingly bad judgment," school district spokesman Steve Hegarty said Wednesday. "We dealt with it quickly, and the teachers are no longer welcome in the Hillsborough County classroom."

State officials will determine if the teachers will be allowed to work in other schools.

Both teachers have unlisted phone numbers and could not be reached for comment Thursday. Wilburn told the St. Petersburg Times he was embarrassed by the incident.
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#1817 Postby TexasStooge » Thu Jun 08, 2006 9:37 pm

Dog feces left at congresswoman's office

GREELEY, Colo. (AP) - Republican U.S. Rep. Marilyn Musgrave (news, bio, voting record)'s re-election campaign was already heated, and it just got smelly as well: Her staff accused a Democratic activist Thursday of leaving an envelope full of dog feces at Musgrave's Greeley office.

Musgrave spokeswoman Shaun Kenney said someone stuffed the envelope through the mail slot in the door on May 31 and then sped away in a car. Kenney said most of the preprinted return address was blacked out, but staffers used the nine-digit ZIP code to trace it to Kathleen Ensz, a Weld County Democratic volunteer.

Ensz told The Associated Press she left the envelope at Musgrave's office but said it "wasn't in the office doors, it was in the foyer." Asked what she meant by the act, she declined comment.

Kenney demanded an apology from Musgrave's likely Democratic opponent, state Rep. Angela Paccione of Fort Collins.

Paccione spokesman James Thompson denied the campaign had anything to do with it.

"We find that kind of act to be completely deplorable," he said. "We're not in the business of dirty tricks like that. This type of thing is really out of our control, but of course we'll do anything that we can to discourage this."

Thompson said Ensz, vice chairwoman of a state Senate district committee for the county Democratic Party, has no formal ties to the Paccione campaign.

Kenney said police were asked to investigate. A police spokesman did not immediately return a call.
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#1818 Postby TexasStooge » Thu Jun 08, 2006 9:38 pm

Judge ordered to keep his dogs at home

EASTPOINTE, Mich. (AP) - A state judicial agency says a dog's place is in the home and has ordered a suburban Detroit judge to stop bringing pet terriers Lurch and Lizzard to court.

The State Court Administrative Office, an agency of the Michigan Supreme Court, this week contacted Eastpointe District Judge Norene Redmond about the dogs, said agency spokeswoman Marcia McBrien.

"Animals don't understand that court proceedings are not to be disturbed," McBrien told The Detroit News for a story Thursday. "Courtrooms are serious places, and respect for the court needs to be maintained. Dogs and other pets can inject a note of informality. That was not appropriate."

Redmond said last week that she saw no problems with bringing dogs to court, something she has done occasionally since 2004.

The dogs brought calm to the tense courtroom and were an attraction for schoolchildren, police officers and attorneys, she said.

"The employees love having the dog. It brings a sense of happiness," she said. "Everybody who frequents this court knows it's a pet-friendly workplace."

The state agency learned of several complaints about the dogs. One came from a lawyer for Eastpointe.

McBrien said she has been told the judge will comply with the order. Redmond declined comment.
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#1819 Postby TexasStooge » Thu Jun 08, 2006 9:39 pm

After 11 tries, women receive diplomas

By JAY LINDSAY, Associated Press Writer

BOSTON, Mass. (AP) - If at first you don't succeed, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try again.

Nicole Pasquarelli and Ruth Nazoliny, whose high school classmates graduated three years ago, will finally receive their diplomas Friday after scoring high enough on their 11th attempt at the Massachusetts graduation exit exam.

Education Department spokeswoman Heidi Perlman said the women are the only two people the state knows of who passed the Massachusetts Comprehensive Assessment Systems exam after 10 retries.

"I can't emphasize strongly enough how much we applaud these girls," Perlman said. "These girls have been personally committed to their education and they've believed in themselves."

Nazoliny, who graduates from Jeremiah Burke High School in Boston, declined an interview request.

Pasquarelli, 21, got past the English portion of the exam on the first try, but the algebra and geometry on the math section stumped her. "I'm awful at math," said Pasquarelli, who studied marketing in high school.

Graduation day in 2003 came and went for Pasquarelli, and she eventually become manager of a pizza restaurant. But she said her struggles did not embarrass or discourage her. After a couple of retests, she figured she had invested too much time to give up.

Pasquarelli has no plans to change jobs or attend college. School officials have asked her to speak at the North Shore Technical High graduation in Middleton. She said she will offer a simple reason to keep on trying amid failure: "To prove to yourself you can do it."
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#1820 Postby TexasStooge » Thu Jun 08, 2006 9:53 pm

Ghanaians say stylish goodbye with fantasy coffins

By Orla Ryan

TESHIE, Ghana (Reuters) - The day before his mother's funeral, Donald Rockson had a last-minute change of heart about her bible-shaped coffin.

He had wanted the coffin to reflect his mother's position as a devout churchgoer in this suburb of Accra, Ghana's capital.

"She is a church elder so it should be a bible in which she is buried," he explained. "But the coffin was not nice, it was not presentable."

Ditching the bible idea, his search for the perfect coffin brought him to Daniel Mensah's coffin shop.

Rockson, who has saved a video of his mother lying in state on his mobile phone, comments with approval as Mensah and his apprentices pin silk and fix crosses and roses to an ornate white coffin, just minutes before the funeral is due to start.

Funerals are important social occasions in this West African country and elaborate, brightly coloured coffins have become an art form.

Most customers give Mensah more time than Rockson but all want to give their loved ones a fitting send-off in a coffin that honours who they were and what they did.

Fantasy coffins shaped like Coca-Cola bottles, chickens, cars, cameras, birds and bibles are all on sale in Teshie.

First popularised in the 1950s, the coffins cost between $300 (163 pounds) and $800 in a country where many live on barely $2 a day.

Some say the coffin represents an aspiration, or pride in the achievements of a short earthly stay in a poor country.

"If you can't acquire it, you can at least be buried in it," said Kwame Labi, a research fellow at the University of Ghana's Institute of African Studies.

"It is born out of economic crisis, out of trying to build confidence and pride in what life you have."

FITTING FAREWELL

In many African countries, rich funeral traditions have been eroded by poverty and the prevalence of HIV/ AIDS but Ghana's stability and the relative prosperity in the world's second largest cocoa exporter have helped preserve these traditions.

Most weekends, funeral parties are held across the former British colony. In some towns, large billboards advertise the time and place of the "homecoming" or "farewell", usually accompanied by a picture of the deceased.

Other people take out full-page national newspaper adverts, inviting all to the funeral, but the most vivid expressions of this commitment to saying goodbye are the fantasy coffins.

Farmer Christoph Miensa Kofi Azornu harvested palm fruits and tapped palm trees, distilling their content into a popular local gin called akpeteshie.

When he died earlier this year aged 82, his 12 children agreed he should be buried in a palm fruit-shaped coffin.

"Our father is dead ... He will be buried once and for all. However expensive it is, we feel that is the last way of according him respect," his son Ruben Kumah said.

"He lived all his life on his palm oil plantation, he loved that profession," Kumah added.

Thousands of people are expected to attend the three-day funeral in the Volta Region. Kumah and his siblings are making sure enough palm trees are uprooted to provide akpeteshie for all the guests.

For Kumah, the coffin says what a thousand words could not.

"This is an illiterate community. There are no articles or magazines written about him. We feel ... that with the provision of a coffin like this, everybody who sees it will know."

Buying a good coffin also offers a chance, some believe, to calm an angry spirit, who could wreak havoc from the next world.

In many African communities, Christian faith often co-exists with traditional beliefs in a world of spirits.

Brigid Sackey, a professor in the University of Ghana's African Studies department, explained the reasoning.

"The dead person is a spiritual being. He has more power than we have. If we send you off in style, you won't send disaster, drought or famine back," Sackey said.

For others, fantasy coffins are a unique art form.

International collectors and museums sometimes snap up elaborate examples, paying up to $2,000 per item, a price justified by the use of more expensive wood.

It's not just the money that coffin makers like veteran Paa Joe, who spends weeks shaping, sandpapering and polishing his works, find attractive.

"It can take a few weeks to get the shape complete and then it is in the grave. It is better to have it in the gallery or museum and then everyone will see it," he laughs.
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I've heard of sleeping with the fishes, but that's getting rediculous.
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