GOLF

[george_r_1961]

A priest wants to go golfing on sunday, so he sneaks off, claiming to be terribly ill.
God is extremely upset with the priest and wants to punish him very well, but the angel Gabriel volunteers to exact the perfect revenge, god agrees to give it a shot.

The priest goes out and hits a birdie the first shot
the next shot is an eagle
the third is a hole in one.

By now God is upset "Gabriel, what are you doing, I said punish him, not improve his golf game!"

Gabriel coyly responds "I am punishing him God, he hit a birdie, an eagle, and a hole in one, and he can't tell a soul.
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[yoda]