Update: Fat lady has yet to sing--Chris lives!

#241 Postby **AnnularCane** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 1:46 pm

The fat lady is tapping her foot impatiently. :lol:

stormie_skies · #242 Postby **stormie_skies** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 1:46 pm

Anyone think that "fat" lady can make it down those stairs again?

Do we need a stretcher yet?

#243 Postby **Canelaw99** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 1:48 pm

Maybe a wheelchair would be helpful....?

#244 Postby **dixiebreeze** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 1:49 pm

I'm not hearing any music -- Chris is coming back:

http://www.ssd.noaa.gov/goes/flt/t1/avn-l.jpg

Grease Monkey · #245 Postby **Grease Monkey** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 1:52 pm

The brain is dead. What you're seeing is just his reflexes. :wink:

MiamiensisWx · #246 Postby **MiamiensisWx** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 1:53 pm

She isn't singing. You know why? It's a very well-held secret, yet it's so obvious (yet unthinkable to many)...

She likes Debby better than Chris!

:lol:

#247 Postby **Canelaw99** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 1:57 pm

#248 Postby **JonathanBelles** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 2:02 pm

i think the fat lady got a tomato stuck in her mouth

MiamiensisWx · #249 Postby **MiamiensisWx** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 2:04 pm

The LLC appears to have become more diffuse due to stronger upper-level flow, as apparent on this visible loop; in addition, as the LLC has become more diffuse and shallow, the system appears to have accelerated more towards the west.

Website · #250 Postby **Brent** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 2:04 pm

dixiebreeze wrote:I'm not hearing any music -- Chris is coming back:

http://www.ssd.noaa.gov/goes/flt/t1/avn-l.jpg

It is? I don't think so... The circulation is dying.

#251 Postby **Pebbles** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 2:05 pm

Chris told the fat lady to put a sock in it... He's not ready yet

P.S. I don't know how the heck Chris is holding on like this... it's just plain ugly out there. He's in the desert dying of thirst gasping for water while dragging his body through the burning sands.

wxmann_91 · #252 Postby **wxmann_91** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 2:09 pm

CapeVerdeWave wrote:She isn't singing. You know why? It's a very well-held secret, yet it's so obvious (yet unthinkable to many)...

She likes Debby better than Chris!

Oh my goodness :eek:

But of course neither Chris nor Debby like the fat lady; she's too fat and ugly.

For the sake of this disco we'll assume both Chris and Debby are men :wink:

Grease Monkey · #253 Postby **Grease Monkey** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 2:12 pm

or Debby goes both ways if you know what I mean.

#254 Postby **Canelaw99** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 2:12 pm

wxmann_91 wrote:For the sake of this disco we'll assume both Chris and Debby are men

Maybe we shouldn't assume that because if Debby is a man, s/he may want to come visit South Beach, and we wouldn't be so welcoming to a big storm this way. :lol:

#255 Postby **AnnularCane** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 2:12 pm

It's not that she's fat and ugly. Chris thinks she is trying to kill him.

westmoon · #256 Postby **westmoon** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 2:24 pm

Keep the fat lady on stand by. She might still be needed before the night is over

Grease Monkey · #257 Postby **Grease Monkey** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 2:25 pm

She's already on stage. Just give her the signal.

westmoon · #258 Postby **westmoon** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 2:26 pm

it's getting hard to see her she has lost so much weight

Cyclenall · #259 Postby **Cyclenall** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 2:31 pm

I would guess the fat lady is Tropical Depression Gilma which is now trying to make a comeback after being dead.

Swimdude · #260 Postby **Swimdude** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 2:32 pm

For the sake of this disco we'll assume both Chris and Debby are men

Well, I guess it's time we start forecasting the male-named tropical systems as hormone-driven teenagers. Just look at the pattern - Chris intensifies just before heading North of Puerto Rico... And comes away from Puerto Rico looking all worn out! AND he's avoiding the fat lady!

According to this, Florida better watch out!

Update: Fat lady has yet to sing--Chris lives!

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