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Blonde Joke

#1 Postby weatherlover427 » Sun Jun 15, 2003 3:46 pm

A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana.

She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.

After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"

The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!"

Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, When he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then,he sees a huge 12 foot alligator swimming quickly toward her.

She takes aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it On to the swamp bank. Laying nearby were several more of the dead creatures.

The shopkeeper watches in amazement. Just then the blonde flips the alligator on it's back, and frustrated, shouts out, "Darn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"
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#2 Postby breeze » Sun Jun 15, 2003 7:51 pm

Ohhhhh, hooooo - I would almost send
that one to Mostly Sunny, but, she'd catch me
and kill me! :lol:
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#3 Postby Pburgh » Sun Jun 15, 2003 8:14 pm

Joshua

Did she ever catch one with shoes???

Karan

Hey I'm blonde and from West Virginia so go ahead have fun at my expense!!!!!!! jk/lol
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#4 Postby mf_dolphin » Sun Jun 15, 2003 8:27 pm

Good one Joshua! LOL
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#5 Postby weatherlover427 » Sun Jun 15, 2003 8:29 pm

Pburgh wrote:Joshua

Did she ever catch one with shoes???

Karan

Hey I'm blonde and from West Virginia so go ahead have fun at my expense!!!!!!! jk/lol


No I don't know to be honest with you, and btw I am a blonde too and this stuff doesn't bother me. ;)
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#6 Postby Pburgh » Sun Jun 15, 2003 10:27 pm

Me either. lol I love blonde jokes!!
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#7 Postby martinfan6 » Mon Jun 16, 2003 11:18 pm

How can you tell that a blonde has been working on the computer?


There is white-out all over the screen.
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#8 Postby coriolis » Mon Jun 16, 2003 11:23 pm

And they told me not to use the "delete" button too much or else your computer will run out of letters.
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#9 Postby M2 » Tue Jun 17, 2003 12:57 am


What do they call a blonde standing between two brunettes?


<An interpreter>

:cheesy:
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#10 Postby David » Tue Jun 17, 2003 1:32 am

LOL!!!!! nice jokes everyone. :lol: :lol:
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#11 Postby pojo » Tue Jun 17, 2003 9:27 am

ROFL!!! :ggreen:


Why can't blondes make Ice Cubes?

Because they forgot the recipe!
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