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Walking home alone

#1 Postby angelwing » Wed Aug 30, 2006 8:21 am

A man was walking home alone late one foggy night,
when he hears

BUMP...



BUMP...



BUMP... behind him.


Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he
makes out the image of an upright casket banging its
way down the middle of the street toward him


BUMP...


BUMP...


BUMP...


Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home,
the casket bouncing quickly behind him .

faster...

faster...

BUMP...


BUMP...

BUMP...

He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.


However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping .

clappity-BUMP...

clappity-BUMP...

clappity-BUMP...

..............................on the heels of the terrified man.

Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.

With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.

Bumping and clapping toward him.


The man screams and reaches for something, anything...
but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!


Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...


and,

(hopefully your're ready for this!!!)

................................................



...............the COFFIN STOPS.
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#2 Postby CajunMama » Wed Aug 30, 2006 9:48 am

As corny as the ending is, i still laughed! :lol:
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#3 Postby TexasStooge » Wed Aug 30, 2006 11:01 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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#4 Postby JonathanBelles » Wed Aug 30, 2006 11:12 am

haha...so dumb
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#5 Postby O Town » Wed Aug 30, 2006 11:12 am

Grrrrrrrroan.......... :lol: Cute!
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