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Male Bashing?? (Just for Fun)

#1 Postby Dee Bee » Tue Sep 26, 2006 9:11 pm

I'm normally not a male-basher, but these made me laugh out loud!

Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor.

Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.

Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals."

Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
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#2 Postby JonathanBelles » Tue Sep 26, 2006 9:13 pm

humph.... :wink:
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#3 Postby O Town » Wed Sep 27, 2006 5:43 am

:lol: :lol:
Thanks.
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#4 Postby Pburgh » Wed Sep 27, 2006 8:33 am

Soooooooo true - especially the instructions manual thing.
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#5 Postby dizzyfish » Wed Sep 27, 2006 11:26 am

OMG the last one almost made me fall off my chair! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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#6 Postby chadtm80 » Wed Sep 27, 2006 11:32 am

bad-a-bing :P
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#7 Postby GrimReaper » Wed Sep 27, 2006 12:38 pm

:D Grim has to respond to this one:

I AGREE!!!!!!!
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#8 Postby JenBayles » Wed Sep 27, 2006 12:43 pm

Ya made 'em look Dee Bee! :lol:
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#9 Postby george_r_1961 » Fri Sep 29, 2006 7:29 am

I resemble that :grr:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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