GalvestonDuck wrote:LOL! You and I both, Mary! BTW, Mary Beth Evans is the one who plays Kayla. I used to always get her mixed up with Judi Evans who played Patch's and Jack's sister, Adrienne. Now, she plays Bonnie.
I was like, "What the? Jack? Patch? Kayla? Frankie??? I thought they were all long gone." At least it's a different Billie.
So, let me get this straight. Jack and Patch just came back "from the dead" and back into their wives' lives. Sami is now with Austin and Carrie is with Lucas, instead of Sami & Lucas and Carrie & Austin. Bo is no longer calling Hope "FancyFace" because darn Billie is still in the picture. Lexie and Abe stayed together this far, but now trouble is brewing because Lexie did the deed with some new guy who I don't know very well. Shawn-Douglas finally escaped (last time I saw him he had been kidnapped and held as some obsessed chick's love slave). Chris is now Roman and Roman is now John. Yeah, yeah, I know that's been going on for a while, but I'm still bugged by the whole first-I'm-Roman-then-I'm-John-then-I'm-Roman-then-I'm-John-again thing for Drake Hogestyn.
Well, at least Sami is still female, they're no longer stuck on an island, and Marlena isn't possessed (but is she even alive?).
You are killing me here Duckie!!! What a hilarious take on Days, OMG I cannot stop laughing. I'm seriously gonna lose it here.
I cannot for the life get over the fact that the actor playing Roman was once Chris. Chris was like the Sam Malone of Cheers on Days - everyone and I mean everyone knew who Chris was! And didn't he have a crush on Marlena waaaaaaaay back then too? She was either dating or married to Don too. Wells anyways........when I heard they hired him to be the new Roman b/c the old Roman didn't want the part I was shocked!
It's so dang hard to keep them all straight.
But way back when I swear I lived thru Days, Dallas, Knots Landing - the Ewings, Brady's, Fairgates were just like family!!!
I might even tune in tomorrow - gasp! And you all waited months for today's show. I'll tune in and everything will be at a snail's pace again.
Here's what annoys me about soaps - when someone is about to make an absurd statement - we're thru, you're not the father, I'm not cheating, I'm not crazy, you're the crazy one - this person walks away from the other to face the camera, while the other character is in the background. Then you see another character hovering......over and over again. Okay, now you all know I've lost it. But in real life - who has conversations like this - over their shoulder? LOL
Forgot to ask - Roman is now John? Where's John? Shows like this prompt others to pick up a good book instead!!!
Oh I loved all of these Days couples - Kim and Shane (when he carried her up the spiral staircase to uh hum, you know), Marlena and Roman (when he slept on her living room floor in a sleeping bag to protect her from the Salem strangler, Bo and Hope, Jack and Jen (how he resisted her for months!), on and on.
Mary