For Moms-Today I didn't do it

[angelwing]

A man came home from work and found his three children
outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud,
with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around
the front yard. The door of his wife's car
was open, as was the front door to the house and there
was no sign of the dog. Proceeding into the entry, he
found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked
over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall.
In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon
channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and
various items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes
filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the
counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was
spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the
table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back
door. He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over
toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife.
He was worried she might be ill, or that something
serious had happened. He was met with a small trickle
of water as it made its way out the bathroom door. As
he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and
more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper
lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the
mirror and walls. As he rushed to the bedroom, he
found his wife still curled up in the bed in her
pajamas, reading a novel.

She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day
went.

He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What happened
here today?"

She again smiled and answered, "You know every day
when you come home from work and you ask me what in
the world did I do today?"

"Yes," was his incredulous reply.

She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it."

[dizzyfish]

Thanks! I needed that.

[O Town]

Perfect!

[Kim_in_MN]

Sounds like my house, most days ROFL.

Kim

[Pburgh]

Love it!!!!!
Thanks