A little Thanksgiving humor!
PREGNANT TURKEY STORY
One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for The
traditional feast.
Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick.
She told my sister that she needed something from the store. When my
sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven. She Removed the
stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, inserted it into the Turkey, and
re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in The Oven.
When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the Oven
and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon Hit
something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird.
With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Patricia,
You've cooked a pregnant bird!"
At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry. It
Took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!
Yep..................SHE'S BLONDE!
Little early turkey humor
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