i was arrested once

rainstorm · #1 Postby **rainstorm** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 10:48 pm

it was a very scary situation

kevin · #2 Postby **kevin** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 10:52 pm

I ate a cow once, it was a very tasty experience.

rainstorm · #3 Postby **rainstorm** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 11:01 pm

i was arrested and accused of being funny. they released me for lack of evidence

kevin · #4 Postby **kevin** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 11:10 pm

You crack me up rainstorm.

rainstorm · #5 Postby **rainstorm** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 11:17 pm

when my boss came in today i told her to take off her halloween mask because it would scare little kids. she told me she wasnt wearing a mask. i got fired.

#6 Postby **coriolis** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 11:28 pm

I was arrested once, but then my development continued.

kevin · #7 Postby **kevin** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 11:36 pm

So there I was fighting the monster, and the monster was like no sir, please don't fight me I am but a small and weak monster. But the truth of the matter was the monster just wouldn't stop trying to claw me, so I just couldn't listen to his lying words. The monster was about thirty feet high with hundreds of arms and legs on the top of his head, so he was walking upside-down.

Then I kicked the monster really hard and he ran away crying. I'm not even joking.

#8 Postby **coriolis** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 11:43 pm

That's a monster of a tale. Did he have a tail, or did he just have a tale?

#9 Postby **coriolis** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 11:49 pm

I know, he had two tails and he told a tale of two tails. And his name was Tito, Tito the two-tailed tale-telling troll.

kevin · #10 Postby **kevin** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 11:53 pm

This is thread of the absurd. Wonderful alliteration Corey Olis. I am waiting for dot go, or is it the other way around?

Website · #11 Postby **Brent** » Wed Nov 01, 2006 12:26 am

rainstorm wrote:i was arrested and accused of being funny. they released me for lack of evidence

GalvestonDuck · #12 Postby **GalvestonDuck** » Wed Nov 01, 2006 7:02 am

Kevin, Helen, and Ed -- you know you're not supposed to eat all that leftover sugary Halloween candy in one sitting, right?

Miss Mary · #13 Postby **Miss Mary** » Wed Nov 01, 2006 7:57 am

What a funny thread.....wish I could top it but I can't come up with anything!!!! lol

https://www.youtube.com/user/senorpepr · #14 Postby **senorpepr** » Wed Nov 01, 2006 8:09 am

kevin wrote:I ate a cow once, it was a very tasty experience.

Yum... cows.

rainstorm · #15 Postby **rainstorm** » Wed Nov 01, 2006 4:10 pm

GalvestonDuck wrote:Kevin, Helen, and Ed -- you know you're not supposed to eat all that leftover sugary Halloween candy in one sitting, right?

lol

Meso · #16 Postby **Meso** » Wed Nov 01, 2006 4:20 pm

*tilts head at thread* :eek:

*backs away slowly*

#17 Postby **Stephanie** » Wed Nov 01, 2006 7:30 pm

I told someone my balance was off. They offered to assist me but I said, no, I'm an accountant.

#18 Postby **george_r_1961** » Wed Nov 01, 2006 8:36 pm

Stephanie wrote:I told someone my balance was off. They offered to assist me but I said, no, I'm an accountant.

#19 Postby **Stephanie** » Wed Nov 01, 2006 9:02 pm

I went to pay for something at the store and the cashier asked "Debit or Credit"? I asked "Asset or Liability"??

#20 Postby **coriolis** » Wed Nov 01, 2006 9:07 pm

Stephanie's on a roll. Sounds like a bankroll.

"And yes, I've been dipping into the halloween candy," he said sweetly.

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