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#21 Postby LaPlaceFF » Wed Nov 01, 2006 9:08 pm

They stopped this math professor from boarding a plane cause he had a protractor and a math book. They said he had weapons of math instruction.
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#22 Postby kevin » Wed Nov 01, 2006 9:13 pm

Doubt not the power of division by zero on a consistent mathematical construction, such as the universe!!
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#23 Postby Stephanie » Wed Nov 01, 2006 9:15 pm

coriolis wrote:Stephanie's on a roll. Sounds like a bankroll.


Actually, after all of the candy I've had, I look like a pork roll! :lol:

I had spots all over the front of my shirt the other day. Someone asked what happened and I said that I left my pocket protector at home so the pens left marks.

I really love the old Genesis. Someone said yes, the book of Genesis is old. I said that I meant the band.

I was in Atlantic City the other day and someone asked me to come over to the Trump Marina. I asked was it come over or COMB OVER?
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#24 Postby Stephanie » Wed Nov 01, 2006 9:15 pm

LaPlaceFF wrote:They stopped this math professor from boarding a plane cause he had a protractor and a math book. They said he had weapons of math instruction.


Did they have a lisp?? :lol:
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#25 Postby coriolis » Wed Nov 01, 2006 9:19 pm

kevin wrote:Doubt not the power of division by zero on a consistent mathematical construction, such as the universe!!


Brain goes poof.
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#26 Postby coriolis » Wed Nov 01, 2006 9:20 pm

Stephanie wrote:
LaPlaceFF wrote:They stopped this math professor from boarding a plane cause he had a protractor and a math book. They said he had weapons of math instruction.


Did they have a lisp?? :lol:


It's a pothibility
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#27 Postby CajunMama » Wed Nov 01, 2006 9:22 pm

The phrase "Badda Bing" pops in my head everytime i read a new post!

BADDA BING!
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#28 Postby JQ Public » Wed Nov 01, 2006 9:22 pm

I'm dead
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#29 Postby kevin » Wed Nov 01, 2006 9:24 pm

This is not a post.
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#30 Postby Stephanie » Wed Nov 01, 2006 9:24 pm

JQ Public wrote:I'm dead


...and you're living to tell about it....
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#31 Postby Stephanie » Wed Nov 01, 2006 9:30 pm

kevin wrote:This is not a post.


It's a stump.
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#32 Postby JQ Public » Wed Nov 01, 2006 9:34 pm

wait I'm alive!!!!!! Thank you stephanie! :)
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#33 Postby Brent » Wed Nov 01, 2006 9:45 pm

kevin wrote:This is not a post.


:lol:

I'm not breathing. Help!
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#34 Postby MiamiensisWx » Wed Nov 01, 2006 10:23 pm

JQ Public wrote:wait I'm alive!!!!!! Thank you stephanie! :)


The hills are alive with the sound of the JQ Public Broadcasting System.

See the following for more information...

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#35 Postby MiamiensisWx » Wed Nov 01, 2006 10:32 pm

Brent wrote: :lol:

I'm not breathing. Help!


That sounds like my tax dollars.
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#36 Postby MiamiensisWx » Wed Nov 01, 2006 10:38 pm

kevin wrote:This is not a post.


Then it must be a tosp, right?

Tsk, tsk.
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#37 Postby MiamiensisWx » Wed Nov 01, 2006 10:42 pm

coriolis wrote:Brain goes poof.


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Figure 1.1: your brain when it goes "poof". Scientists are currently designating this phenomenon as Spongebobiosis, a form of transpiration.
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#38 Postby MiamiensisWx » Wed Nov 01, 2006 10:46 pm

NOTE - All of the above was just "humour". Please excuse my need for some horse d'oeuvre.

It is also a sign that I have nothing better to do.
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#39 Postby kevin » Wed Nov 01, 2006 10:55 pm

I demand for the common wealth that the crazy picture above with the deformed child be removed. : :eek:
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#40 Postby MiamiensisWx » Wed Nov 01, 2006 10:57 pm

kevin wrote:I demand for the common wealth that the crazy picture above with the deformed child be removed. :eek:


Done, Ramon.
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