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John (Josephine96), this one's for you.

#1 Postby TexasStooge » Mon Nov 13, 2006 8:07 am

Things to do @ Wal-Mart while the significant other is taking his/her sweet time:

1. Get cans of cat food and randomly put them in people's carts when they don't realize it.

2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

3. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in house wares," and see what happens.

5. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10."

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Put M&M's on layaway.

8. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

9. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

10. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
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Re: John (Josephine96), this one's for you.

#2 Postby LaPlaceFF » Mon Nov 13, 2006 9:52 am

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in house wares," and see what happens.

At Wallyword there is no such thing as a "Code 3". Try a Code Red or maybe better a Code Brown and see what happens


7. Put M&M's on layaway.

Sounds tempting....
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#3 Postby O Town » Mon Nov 13, 2006 11:08 am

:rofl: !!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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#4 Postby Brent » Mon Nov 13, 2006 11:28 am

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

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