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#1 Postby **Pburgh** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 9:31 am

A minister was completing a
Temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, "If I
Had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had
All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he
Said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world,
I'd take it and pour it into the river."

Sermon complete, he sat down.

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced

With a smile, nearly laughing, "For our closing song,

Let us sing Hymn #365, "Shall We Gather at the River."

TexasStooge · #2 Postby **TexasStooge** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 11:46 am

#3 Postby **vbhoutex** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 1:54 pm

#4 Postby **Pburgh** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 1:56 pm

David, you and I would have been down at the river Saturday night prior to Sunday's service!!!!!! lol

#5 Postby **JonathanBelles** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 2:28 pm

haha. is this a real sermon?

tropicana · #6 Postby **tropicana** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 6:50 pm

and is that a real hymn?

#7 Postby **Pburgh** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 9:21 am

It is a real hymn and I'm sure it has been a real sermon.

breeze · #8 Postby **breeze** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 8:52 pm

Pburgh wrote:David, you and I would have been down at the river Saturday night prior to Sunday's service!!!!!! lol

My word, do you know that I would've joined you both? :lol:

~Annette~

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