I hate being a bachelor!

azsnowman · #1 Postby **azsnowman** » Sat Jan 20, 2007 10:39 am

In total white out conditions as I post this and my wife is STUCK in Phoenix ....she went to San Diego for a death in the family on Weds., was supposed to be home yesterday afternoon when this system blew in...plane had to devert back to Phoenix because of the cloud deck....400' with blizzard conditions and it DOES NOT look to promising TODAY either!

I HATE being a bachelor (althought the first night was OK...I got to watch what "I" wanted to on tv and didn't have to TRY and listen to it...I could ACTUALLY here it :lol:

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Miss Mary · #2 Postby **Miss Mary** » Sat Jan 20, 2007 10:45 am

Dennis - come on now, you can survive on your own! he he

Wait until Chad, Bill or Ed see this thread!

Maybe you could take up knitting? LOL!!!!

Mary

azsnowman · #3 Postby **azsnowman** » Sat Jan 20, 2007 12:33 pm

LOL @ Mary....I know, I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop here :ggreen:

Now to the weather....still in total white out conditions, I've been trying ALL morning to get up enough gumption to go outside and blow the driveway but it's just TOO nasty...looks like bachelorhood may last ONE more NIGHT :cry:

nholley · #4 Postby **nholley** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 10:14 am

That is dedication to your wife....I love it when i get a night or two on my own. TV on what I want, clothing optional, bed to myself....th list goes on....bliss.

(I will admit that two days might the the limit to the bliss!)

Miss Mary · #5 Postby **Miss Mary** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 10:18 am

I never looked at it like that before but yes it does show how wonderful Michelle is Dennis. You miss her - you really, really miss her!

Pssssttttt - let her read this topic......

I love it too when I get an entire night to myself, in this house. With the remote, or to clean - and I mean, really, really clean. Doesn't happen often....but when it does happen, it's nice. But here is what happens - when I walk past the door to this spare room (where our iMac is), I log on and before you know, that vacuum cleaner is collecting dust. LOL

Enjoy the break Dennis....so how is that scarf coming along? he he

Mary

#6 Postby **Pburgh** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 12:30 pm

Dennis, I'd suggest one of your romatic dinners for her homecoming. Crack a bottle of that red wine out that she like so much and put your cooking apron on.

nholley · #7 Postby **nholley** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 2:12 pm

And don;t forget to post some pics of the apron!

#8 Postby **coriolis** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 7:29 pm

I hope she gets home soon, Dennis. Why don't you really surprise her and have all the laundry, dishes, vacuuming, dusting, etc. done when she walks in the door. I'll bet she'd have a surprise for you too.

At the rate I'm going I'll be a bachelor again in about 7 years or sooner.

azsnowman · #9 Postby **azsnowman** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 10:16 pm

coriolis wrote:I hope she gets home soon, Dennis. Why don't you really surprise her and have all the laundry, dishes, vacuuming, dusting, etc. done when she walks in the door. I'll bet she'd have a surprise for you too.

At the rate I'm going I'll be a bachelor again in about 7 years or sooner.

Ed...I do ALL those things ALREADY :lol:

Seriously, I pitch in as much as I can with the housework, you have these days...with everyone in the family working it takes 2. PLUS, I figure, I live here too, I make some of the messes so why NOT help clean house...and YES ladies, I DO WINDOWS!

#10 Postby **Pburgh** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 9:27 am

Your hired!!!!

azsnowman · #11 Postby **azsnowman** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 9:59 am

Pburgh wrote:Your hired!!!!

I work CHEAP....feed me BEER and I'm GOOD to GO 8-)

j · #12 Postby j » Tue Jan 23, 2007 12:30 pm

Iteresting Topic.

I am guilty of near ineptness when left to fend for myself, I admit it.

Recently my wife was sick with the flu which in affect, renders me a bachelor. It was supper time, and the task of finding some food was now upon me. So...as I stand looking into the freezer with that look of total bewilderment, my wife asks what I'm looking for. I tell her, "Don't worry honey, I can take care of my self. You just close your eyes and go back to sleep". I know there is food to be had in there, but it would require knowledge of where to start looking. Our freezer is packed solid. I go back and forth between cubbards, freezer, and refridge, only to return to the countertop where the peanut butter jar is always sitting. Simple enough now, just find the bread! "Honey, I hate to bother you, but where do we keep the bread these days"? Next comes the jelly. Again I stand staring hopelessly into the refridge hoping the jar of jelly will jump out into my hand. I begin removing items and placing them on the floor hoping to reveal my prize. My wife says, "What are you doing now"? I reply, "It's ok honey..go back to sleep, I can find what I'm looking for all by myself". Now the refridge starts beeping because I have had the door open too long and again my wife is up. this time she comes out to the kitchen and in a mere second has her hand on the jelly. There it was right in the door of course.

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