The "Death Predictor"

#21 Postby **vbhoutex** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 6:17 pm

David: At age 91 while playing Tekken 23, a burgler will break into your house. A fight will ensue and you will lose.

Not too shabby!! I have a few more years to go!!! guess I better learn to play Tekken 23!

Yarrah · #22 Postby **Yarrah** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 6:36 pm

Joeri Nortier: At age 25 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Canada.
Awww, just 7 years to go. Anyway, I'd better contact the local mosque and ask if they have some sort of Jihad training program available.

Josephine96 · #23 Postby **Josephine96** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 8:55 pm

LOL.. These are 2 funny.. I've been typing in names all day..

#24 Postby **O Town** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 9:46 pm

azsnowman wrote:"WTH?!?!?!"

Dennis: At age 56 your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!

Heck, I'd be DEAD after listening to just ONE SONG of hers

My favorite so far.

Mine said this......
At age 61 too many imitation cheese based snack foods leads to a dietary condition which causes your life to end. :eek:

NICE!

Jim Cantore · #25 Postby **Jim Cantore** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 10:16 pm

At age 40 a statue will fall over and crush you while giving your acceptance speech for the position of Governor.

funny thing is this, I typed my Girlfriend in.

At age 43 after your spouse leaves you and your children disown you, you will go to work to find that you have been fired. This all proves too much to take. You decide to take a walk in the park but are robbed and murdered before you get there.

Apperently I dump her three years after my death. :eek:

#26 Postby **AnnularCane** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 10:17 pm

azsnowman wrote:"WTH?!?!?!"

Dennis: At age 56 your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!

Heck, I'd be DEAD after listening to just ONE SONG of hers

Hey, it could be worse. You could be forced to listen to Federline. :grrr:

Website · #27 Postby **Brent** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 10:28 pm

AnnularCane wrote:
azsnowman wrote:"WTH?!?!?!"

Dennis: At age 56 your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!

Heck, I'd be DEAD after listening to just ONE SONG of hers

Hey, it could be worse. You could be forced to listen to Federline.

#28 Postby **brunota2003** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 10:40 pm

brunota2003 wrote:Bruno: At age 32 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.

Bruno: At age 65 you will die in a fiery golf-cart crash, alcohol will be involved.

All that depends on is whether I do not (top) or sometimes (second) wear a watch...and whether I'm a loner (top) or just a bit shy (bottom)

Ouch dude, I just did my gf:
At age 44 you will die from a lethal overdose of methamphetamines.
Guess I better enjoy her company while it lasts

Todd · #29 Postby **Todd** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 10:43 pm

Todd: At age 83 you will fall from the fifth floor window of a hotel while under the influence of Robitussin DM.

Great, Robo flying! :roll:

Janie2006 · #30 Postby **Janie2006** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 10:48 pm

Janie: At age 63 you will pass in your sleep from undiscerned natural causes. Unfortunately you will be sleeping nude in a local shopping mall.

Hey, I just hope I still look good!!

Website · #31 Postby **Brent** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 10:49 pm

Janie2006 wrote:Janie: At age 63 you will pass in your sleep from undiscerned natural causes. Unfortunately you will be sleeping nude in a local shopping mall.

Hey, I just hope I still look good!!

LaPlaceFF · #32 Postby **LaPlaceFF** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 10:59 pm

At age 46 your prototype flying machine will work, and while aloft on its maiden voyage a passenger jet will take you into it's jet engine, and throw you out as a mist. :eek:

Janie2006 · #33 Postby **Janie2006** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 11:08 pm

LaPlaceFF wrote:At age 46 your prototype flying machine will work, and while aloft on its maiden voyage a passenger jet will take you into it's jet engine, and throw you out as a mist.

That can't be good for a body.

southerngale · #34 Postby **southerngale** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 12:30 am

I did my middle name:

At age 51 you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!)

#35 Postby **AnnularCane** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 12:51 am

After doing my middle name:

At age 69 you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.

Wow. I wonder what I will be doing. :eek:

Regit · #36 Postby **Regit** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 12:51 am

At age 58 you will be hunted by a strange apparition resembling Andy Griffith, and subsequently commit suicide after the stress proves to be too much.

I think I'd actually quite like that.

Coredesat · #37 Postby **Coredesat** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 1:21 am

Will: At age 71 you will participate in the newest reality game show. Contestants battle each other in an arena with swords and spears. You will have a good run (12+ victories) but eventually be killed, much to the audience's dismay.

:roflmao:

Chacor · #38 Postby **Chacor** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 6:24 am

Wow, not even Canada or Spain.

At age 51 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Phobos, a moon of Mars.

Do I win? :lol:

LaPlaceFF · #39 Postby **LaPlaceFF** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 8:58 am

AnnularCane wrote:After doing my middle name:

At age 69 you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.

Wow. I wonder what I will be doing.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :eek:

Chacor · #40 Postby **Chacor** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 9:15 am

southerngale wrote:At age 44 you will be trampled by a mob of rabid people at the opening of X-Men 17.

Omgosh..the horror. I'm going to an X-Men show.

Maybe you're there to watch a real movie, just at the wrong time? :lol:

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