Yikes!!!!

[angelwing]

Doc," says Steve, "I want to be castrated."

"What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement.

"It's something I've been thinking about for a long time
and I want to have it done" replies Steve.

"But have you thought it through properly?" asks the
doctor, "It's a very serious operation and once it's done,
there's no going back. It will change your life forever!"

"I'm aware of that and you're not going to change my mind
-either you book me in to be castrated or I'll simply go to
another doctor."

"Well, OK.", says the doctor, "But it's against my better
judgment!"

So Steve has his operation, and the next day he is up and
walking very slowly, legs apart, down the hospital corridor
with his drip stand. Heading towards him is another
patient, who is walking exactly the same way.

"Hi there," says Steve, "It looks as if you've just had the
same operation as me."

"Well," said the patient, "I finally decided after 37 years
of life that I would like to be circumcised."

Steve stared at him in horror and screamed, "THAT'S the
word!"

[Chacor]

Oh boy.

[southerngale]

Whoops!