A Cardiologist's Funeral

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A Cardiologist's Funeral

#1 Postby angelwing » Tue Feb 06, 2007 9:36 pm

A Cardiologist's Funeral

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.

Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside.
The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes
stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own
funeral... I'm a gynecologist".

That's when the proctologist fainted
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#2 Postby O Town » Tue Feb 06, 2007 9:38 pm

:roflmao:


That was unexpected............. :lol:
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#3 Postby Tampa Bay Hurricane » Tue Feb 06, 2007 9:42 pm

WOW! That was awesomely funny!! ROFLMAO!!!!
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#4 Postby pojo » Wed Feb 07, 2007 10:21 pm

ROFL....OMG that was good!!!!
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#5 Postby dizzyfish » Thu Feb 08, 2007 11:15 am

:eek: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I almost spit my sandwich on my screen. Good one!
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