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#1 Postby george_r_1961 » Sun Feb 11, 2007 7:25 pm

A very respectible lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the
pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide."

The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy!
I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law!
I'll lose my license!
They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen.
Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in
bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now. Thats
different... You didn't tell me you had a prescription!"
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#2 Postby Bobbie Lee » Sun Feb 11, 2007 7:36 pm

:roflmao:
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#3 Postby AussieMark » Sun Feb 11, 2007 7:50 pm

:lol:
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#4 Postby O Town » Sun Feb 11, 2007 7:53 pm

Good one!

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#5 Postby Brent » Sun Feb 11, 2007 7:55 pm

:roflmao:!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#6 Postby TexasStooge » Sun Feb 11, 2007 10:56 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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#7 Postby Rainband » Mon Feb 12, 2007 2:40 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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#8 Postby Category 5 » Mon Feb 12, 2007 8:18 pm

There went my coke :roflmao:
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#9 Postby SouthFloridawx » Wed Feb 14, 2007 6:23 pm

LOL...
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