Funny

[Pburgh]

Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, were excessively mischievous.
> They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew all
> about it.
>
> If any mischief occurred in their town, the two boys were
> probably involved.
>
> The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been
> successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would
> speak with her boys.
>
> The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually. So
> the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the
> older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon.
>
> The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger
> boy down and asked him sternly, "Do you know where God is, son?"
>
> The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting
> there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open.
>
> So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone,
> "Where is God?"
>
> Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his
> voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and
> bellowed, "Where is God?"
>
> The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and
> dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.
>
> When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What
> happened?"
>
> The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG
> trouble this time,"
>
> "GOD is missing, and they think we did it!"

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