Tollbooth

[angelwing]

Tollboth

When the driver of a huge trailer lost control of his rig, he plowed into an
empty tollbooth and smashed it to pieces. He climbed down from the wreckage
and within a matter of minutes, a truck pulled up and discharged a crew of
workers.
The men picked up each broken piece of the former tollbooth and spread some
kind of creamy substance on it.

Then they began fitting the pieces together. In less than a half hour, they
had the entire tollbooth reconstructed and looking good as new.

"Astonishing!" the truck driver said to the crew chief. "What was the white
stuff you used to get all the pieces together?"
The crew chief said, "Oh, that was tollgate booth paste."

[Category 5]

New Jersey "The Toolbooth State"

We're the only state in the U.S where you can run out of money on the highway.

[angelwing]

Which has happened to me

[TexasStooge]

[O Town]

"Oh, that was tollgate booth paste."

GGGGGGGGGGGROAN!!!